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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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"Enjoy free returns on Amazon Products"
I keep getting messages and seeing adverts on my facebook that say "Enjoy free returns on Amazon Products"...
Well I've been ordering lots of stuff just for the sake of it, in order to send it back for free, but I don't really get the 'Enjoyment' part... ![]() It's not particularly enjoyable at all... Am I doing it wrong? |
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I had to return something after Christmas. It was painless.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Painless yes... But was it enjoyable? Did you actually get enjoyment from returning it?
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StraightBro
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Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA
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Amazon makes a profit on the Smazon Warehouse returned products store, snd it Fox over there vendors, but Amazon is evil and they don't care, as long as they are making a profit.
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Confirmed Asshole
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Enjoy taking a shit in the box before sending it back
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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You know what? That sounds like a plan
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Slowly dying
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I enjoy not paying to return to Amazon.
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#10 |
They left the door open
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Don't waste it on your plants! Thats something I certainly would NOT ENJOY sending back...
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