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Old 03-13-2018, 11:52 AM   #1
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Which GFY'er is this ?



SPOTTY teenager Sam Cummings, a regular GFY contributor has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E. The unfortunate 18-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the pimplie skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from cruel classmates.

But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control pimples had merged - and formed the word arse.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong. I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror. I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”

But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them in his mum’s concealer were in vain.

He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it. They keep calling me ‘Craphead Slaphead’ and shouting things when they see me in the corridor. The other day some of the bigger lads dragged me into the toilet and tried to flush my head down the shitter because they said that’s where an arse belongs. It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:02 PM   #2
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He has nice eyes - Give it a few years and he will be the one laughing...
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:14 PM   #3
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^^^ Truth

He's going to grow up to be really hot
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:32 PM   #4
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^^^ Truth

He's going to grow up to be really hot
? its arsepimple ?
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Old 03-13-2018, 02:12 PM   #5
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Old 03-13-2018, 02:26 PM   #6
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He'd have the last laugh...if he owned arse.com
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:18 PM   #7
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omg, for a moment I looked fast & see DamianJ


seriously, like wtf
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:24 PM   #8
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Dear god - Like the poor boy hasn't got enough to cope with...
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