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03-27-2018, 09:23 AM
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StraightBro
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Trump supporter crashes car into pole to prove that god is real to her kids (video)
 "Warren told her children to buckle their seat belts before the crash." If she believed in God why in hell would she be telling them to buckle their seatbelts? Wouldn't God protect them regardless? mom crashed SUV to prove to kids God is real Atlanta mom Bakari Warren wanted to prove to her children, ages 5 and 7, that God was real. And so she crashed her Ford SUV to prove that God would keep them safe, reportedly closing her eyes and letting the car cross over a busy intersection, crashing into a utility pole. “The children told the officer that their mom wanted to prove to them that God was real and God would protect them,” a Norcross police officer told a local TV news station. Warren told her children to buckle their seat belts before the crash. “Her eyes was closed and she was saying, blah, blah, blah, ‘I love God,’” one daughter said to the police. “She didn’t want us to just have a car accident. She wanted us to know that God is real.” The episode echoes the plot of Carrie Underwood’s popular country song “Jesus, Take The Wheel“—except that Jesus did not take the wheel in this instance. The children were unharmed and Warren was released from jail on bond. |
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03-27-2018, 09:25 AM
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Do the children now say they believe in god or not? In other words, did it work?
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03-27-2018, 09:27 AM
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03-27-2018, 09:28 AM
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 Logically speaking the mother believe in seat belts more than she believed in God. |
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03-27-2018, 09:39 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Well they do say that God helps those who belt themselves...
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03-27-2018, 09:44 AM
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03-27-2018, 09:45 AM
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dumb ass trump supporter...
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