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Pay It Forward
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![]() ![]() who wants a pussy juice soaked burro?? ![]() ![]() ![]() A Denver woman was cited Thursday for allegedly causing damage to a 7-Eleven store's microwave oven when she tried to heat a urine sample, authorities said. A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo., store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later, Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department report. The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported, also citing the police report. The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow liquid dripping ... article...
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So fucking bland
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you know the new rules, this post should have had the title "Trump supporting Woman fined after urine sample damages 7-Eleven microwave"
that blade troll will be having a snowflake meltdown and reporting you as a fake nick now!
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I have only one question - WHY?..
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Why Not?
I put poo in my local stores microwave all the time... ![]() I call it my 'Hot Shit'... |
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So Fucking Banned
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On her way to a piss test. Sample has to be the right temperature.
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she likes her drink hot.
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They left the door open
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dumb bitch is going to get violated over stupid trying to cheat a damn UA
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Slowly dying
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She admitted she was on her way to a urine test. But, not too many excuses otherwise ...
I’m wondering why the microwave exploded. What the fuck was in her piss? I’d bet she thought the heat would kill all traces of pharmaceuticals!
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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