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Old 05-06-2018, 12:25 AM   #1
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A Denver woman was cited Thursday for allegedly causing damage to a 7-Eleven store's microwave oven when she tried to heat a urine sample, authorities said. A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo., store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later, Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department report. The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported, also citing the police report. The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow liquid dripping ...
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Old 05-06-2018, 01:54 AM   #2
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you know the new rules, this post should have had the title "Trump supporting Woman fined after urine sample damages 7-Eleven microwave"
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Old 05-06-2018, 03:19 AM   #3
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Old 05-06-2018, 03:37 AM   #4
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Why Not?

I put poo in my local stores microwave all the time...

I call it my 'Hot Shit'...
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Old 05-06-2018, 04:46 AM   #5
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On her way to a piss test. Sample has to be the right temperature.
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Old 05-06-2018, 06:46 AM   #7
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Old 05-06-2018, 07:33 AM   #8
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She admitted she was on her way to a urine test. But, not too many excuses otherwise ...

I’m wondering why the microwave exploded. What the fuck was in her piss?

I’d bet she thought the heat would kill all traces of pharmaceuticals!
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She admitted she was on her way to a urine test. But, not too many excuses otherwise ...

I’m wondering why the microwave exploded. What the fuck was in her piss?

I’d bet she thought the heat would kill all traces of pharmaceuticals!
its 10 seconds to heat and she didn't loosen the cap! its a old trick. you can get violated for using golden seal now so not an option. now she pissed dirty. here its mandatory 90 days before you see a judge.
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its 10 seconds to heat and she didn't loosen the cap! its a old trick. you can get violated for using golden seal now so not an option. now she pissed dirty. here its mandatory 90 days before you see a judge.
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