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Old 05-14-2018, 07:27 AM   #1
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Anyone know of any companies hiring any dumbfucks?

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Old 05-14-2018, 07:28 AM   #2
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Old 05-14-2018, 07:33 AM   #3
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please hire me, then tell me what i can do for your company

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The nation needs a lot of help right now in wiping up liberal tears as everything Obama did is being erased from history.
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Is there anymore degrading job than a nut mopper?
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Adult stores are where I started, and I hired many a jizz mopper over the years. The secret to a good jizz mopper is they have to get into the booth and clean it out as soon as the customer exits, so as not to leave any incriminating evidence. One of the tricks local PD's will use is to have a plainclothes office roam the arcade and wait for a customer to exit a booth, and then snap a pic of the semen on the floor. Enough of those and they could try and get you shut down for health code violations. So a good jizz mopper has to get into the booth and mop it up seconds after some schmuck dropped a hot load on the floor. To answer your question, no, there is no more degrading job than a nut mopper...
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