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Old 05-31-2018, 05:27 PM   #1
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Trump supporter kicked off plane for extreme body odor, people vomiting & passing out









HOLIDAY HORROR: Emergency landing as plane passenger’s body odor causes others to VOMIT

A PLANE full of holidaymakers was forced to make an emergency landing after passengers began to vomit and faint because of the stench of one man's body odour.

The man in question smelt so bad that other tourists began fainting and vomiting after the plane took off from Schiphol Airport in the Netherlands.

Belgian passenger Piet van Haut who was on board the flight described the smell of the man as “unbearable”.

He said: "It was like he hadn't washed himself for several weeks. Several passengers got sick and had to puke."
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Old 05-31-2018, 06:54 PM   #2
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Sweet more lies. Keep up the good work Bladewire
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Old 05-31-2018, 07:03 PM   #3
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Many people have said this guy can clear a room with his stink


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Old 05-31-2018, 07:19 PM   #4
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Sweet more lies. Keep up the good work Bladewire
It's all he really has. His whole world is destroyed because Trump's doing so well. He's been demoted to making up fake stories about "Trump supporters." Sad really.
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Old 05-31-2018, 08:22 PM   #5
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Actual quotes from the passengers:

"He smelled like a sack of smashed assholes".

"It was like smelling the devil's taint".

"Smelled like the neverending smeg that oozed from my mom's back tit folds ."
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Old 05-31-2018, 08:39 PM   #6
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Actual quotes from the passengers:

"He smelled like a sack of smashed assholes".

"It was like smelling the devil's taint".

"Smelled like the neverending smeg that oozed from my mom's back tit folds ."
Link to where you found that? I saw 4 or 5 articles but all were pretty the same thing.
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Old 05-31-2018, 08:41 PM   #7
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Link to where you found that? I saw 4 or 5 articles but all were pretty the same thing.
LOL if that's not real, bronco has one sick creative mind. Laughed out loud at each 1.
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LOL if that's not real, bronco has one sick creative mind. Laughed out loud at each 1.
"The smell was so bad, I thought he had shit in MY pants".

"He smelled like the mustache of the first prize winner at the enema chugging contest".

"I thought someone smuggled on the plane a raccoon who died from having a hamster crawl up his ass and die".

"Smelled like Sarah Jessica Parker's hairy thigh gap on a hot summer day in the city".
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Old 05-31-2018, 08:58 PM   #9
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Link to where you found that? I saw 4 or 5 articles but all were pretty the same thing.
Damn dude. You just got Onioned by me.
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Old 05-31-2018, 09:58 PM   #10
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Damn dude. You just got Onioned by me.
He's a Canadian Trump supporter what do you expect? They're a special kind of stupid

Trump just levied a 25% tarrif on steel to Canada and the Canadian Trump supporter nics here don't say a word about it. They don't post any responses to it. They pretend it's not happening whike posting support for Trump in every thread like fucking little bitches
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Old 06-01-2018, 12:24 AM   #11
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"The smell was so bad, I thought he had shit in MY pants".

"He smelled like the mustache of the first prize winner at the enema chugging contest".

"I thought someone smuggled on the plane a raccoon who died from having a hamster crawl up his ass and die".

"Smelled like Sarah Jessica Parker's hairy thigh gap on a hot summer day in the city".
Lol, might have to hire you for some writing services.
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Old 06-01-2018, 01:32 AM   #12
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Actual quotes from the passengers:

"He smelled like a sack of smashed assholes".

"It was like smelling the devil's taint".

"Smelled like the neverending smeg that oozed from my mom's back tit folds ."
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Old 06-01-2018, 03:45 AM   #14
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Lol, might have to hire you for some writing services.
This is the way my brain works after vaping. I might start a blog and only write while stoned.
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