Trump supporter shoots gun at ‘alien lasers’ that turn out to be fireflies - GoFuckYourself.com

Bladewire · 07-04-2018, 06:23 AM

Trump supporter shoots gun at ‘alien lasers’ that turn out to be fireflies

A Clinton County, Pennsylvania couple apparently got just a little too messed up on Saturday (police claim they’d overdone it on the bath salts) and waged an epic battle with summertime fireflies—which they had mistaken for “alien lasers,” reports WNEP.

Jesse Shields fired a handgun at the “lasers” at the fluorescent creatures and he and Katherine McCloskey ran away to hide in a barn, thinking they were being chased by aliens.

They ran to a neighborhood home, where a neighbor was able to make them relinquish their weapon. Shields begged the neighbor to “get the goo off him that was burning his skin.”

2MuchMark · 07-04-2018, 06:29 AM

Damn Trump supporters!

8pt-buck · 07-04-2018, 06:34 AM

Might as well cry and complain about something since the Democratic party has absolutely no political influence.

crockett · 07-04-2018, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 8pt-buck

Might as well cry and complain about something since the Democratic party has absolutely no political influence.

Oh wait.. so now there isn't a big conspiracy by the deep state and the Clinton's to oust Trump? I thought the who FBI was run by liberals out to get Trump...

Bladewire · 07-04-2018, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Oh wait.. so now there isn't a big conspiracy by the deep state and the Clinton's to oust Trump? I thought the who FBI was run by liberals out to get Trump...

JFK · 07-04-2018, 10:29 AM

OMG, my backyard is full of these Alien Lasers

Bladewire · 07-04-2018, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

OMG, my backyard is full of these Alien Lasers

You're so lucky! Fireflies are awesome

07-04-2018, 06:23 AM	#1
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07-04-2018, 06:34 AM	#3
8pt-buck So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Princeton, New Jersey Posts: 4,011	Might as well cry and complain about something since the Democratic party has absolutely no political influence.