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My Cock smells like Tuna!!
Was just taking a piss and had to hold my nose! WTF must have forgot to wash up?
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Sexpat
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Did you fuck a fish saleswoman ?
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Slowly dying
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Sounds like a urinary infection . Or, if not circumcised, do you clean the foreskin? Did you have sex with a female recently? She may have passed along an infection.
Unless you’re three-feet tall, your dick is about two feet from your nose. That’s a strong smell if it reaches your nose. If it continues, see a doctor. I initially thought about cats and pussy loving tuna ...
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haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious
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Congrats on your first time
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not my first... ain't counting but couldn't tell you
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Pay It Forward
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sounds like kidneys. you drink coffee? tea?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I cant tell if my cock smells or not... I haven't even seen it under my huge belly since about 2006... Not 100% its still even there...
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ewwww If you can´t wash twice daily, you´re a filthy fuck
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LOL For fuck sakes I thought I had seen everything.... geeezuzfuck!
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No actually, it sounds serious... google it and get to a doctor.
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Did you stick in one of these alt right nics? It may be the smell of cheap chinese knock off of Russian caviar .
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it may be an infection, drink lots of water for few days., wash it clean.
go see doctor.
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Pay It Forward
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yep its the coffee
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You might had a high sugar level in your blood, I’m a diabetic and rarely when I get to high numbers my piss smells like an old tuna.
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My helmet tastes like tuna I'm told. Coincidence? I think not.
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Tuna is expensive, I would keep the stench.
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Dip it in a cup of warm water, instant dashi.
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