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08-27-2018, 02:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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What are the statistical odds of vomiting and spraying diarrhea at the same time?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
CurrentlySober can provide some input on one of these, but do we have a "currentlysober of throwing up" here? …. or perhaps PBBC already did a study on this. |
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08-27-2018, 02:56 PM
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Let's do some business!
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We need to see a chart on how the odds increase based on alcohol consumed.
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08-27-2018, 02:58 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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08-27-2018, 03:03 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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It certainly happens when you are extremely alcohol dependant. It's in line with the beginning of organ failure, so its usually accompanied by internal bleeding. That means that there's blood in your puke and in your stool at the same time. It makes for some wonderful and exciting colour combinations.
Infact I personally have spent many nights kneeling and puking in front of the toilet and at the same time, spraying bloody diarrhoea all down the door behind me. Likewise I often switch it up and just sit back on the toilet, relax and vomit all down my front. It's actually quite a kinda sexy feeling as it covers my cock and balls and drips into the toilet. Truthfully though, the above examples don't very happen that often these days, as I am unable to get out of the bed without assistance, so I just turn on my side and let things 'Spray where they may'... Good Times  |
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08-27-2018, 03:06 PM
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For OP the odds are 100%
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08-27-2018, 03:15 PM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Been there done that. Food poisoning is a bitch.
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08-27-2018, 03:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-27-2018, 03:47 PM
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Confirmed Asshole
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08-27-2018, 04:53 PM
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08-27-2018, 06:47 PM
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in a van by the river
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Nearly 90% if tuning into Fox News by mistake
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08-27-2018, 06:55 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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The odds are exactly 4
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08-27-2018, 07:24 PM
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frc
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Happened the last time I ate at McDonalds, won't make that mistake again...
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08-28-2018, 08:00 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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