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We Now Know Why Russia's Only Aircraft Carrier Pumps Out So Much Black Smoke
mazut!
Its all about the fuel. Engineering difficulties are given as a potential reason for the Kuznetsov's super-smoky nature. Vice Admiral Pyotr Svyatashov explained, saying that because of improper calibration in the preheating or injection mechanisms, the Mazut injected into the combustion chamber might not have had time to combust fully—in other words, the partially burned products are causing the black smoke. |
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For most sailors who served on the Admiral Kuznetzov, Mazut is the stuff of legends. The ultra thick, tarry black substance that powers the ship is known for being rather toxic, sticky, and not easy to get out of clothes.
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Its just the smoke vent, there's 2500 ruskis on board smoking a packet of ciggys an hour plus internal heating is burning oil drums and open fires. high tech shit
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russian salad?
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most large diesels on boats are fueled by "heavy fuel oil" which is essentially tar. its very strange to handle and mess with.
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It puffs out black smoke and leaves a oil slick trail so they can find it when it breaks down.
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The Russian navy’s flagship travels with a massive tugboat in case it breaks down
You May Puke Watching This Tug Boat Attempt To Tow Russia's Carrier In Rough Seas What happens when your only aircraft carrier breaks down off the coast of Spain in very rough seas? Call the big tugboat that’s been shadowing you for just such an occasion and attempt a tow. The result is this well, stomach turning video that shows the Russian tug Nikolay Chiker attempting a tow operation on the Admiral Kuznetsov, Russia’s only aircraft carrier. |
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Presenting the Russian navy’s flagship and only aircraft carrier, the Admiral Kuznetsov
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Are you sure it's on fire and not under normal operation?
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aircraft carrier in repair now, it was tested using before it - for understand what need fix
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Yeah, the part about it being all about the fuel is misleading, it's an engineering issue re: burning it. Although I think there are varying quality levels of fuel oil. This mazot shit reminds me of that ultra low quality fuel oil from WW2.
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OP the russians have the OFF switch to life on earth...they do not need to waste money like your country does...I know your klingon value system places great worth on the ability to invade, but normal countries think you waste money on stupid shit...
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U.S. Navy’s Costliest Warship Suffers New Failure at Sea The Gerald R. Ford, the U.S. Navy’s costliest warship, suffered a new failure at sea that forced it back to port and raised fresh questions about the new class of aircraft carriers. The previously undisclosed problem with a propulsion system bearing, which occurred in January but has yet to be remedied, comes as the Navy is poised to request approval from a supportive Congress to expedite a contract for a fourth carrier in what was to have been a three-ship class. It’s part of a push to expand the Navy’s 284-ship fleet to 355 as soon as the mid-2030s. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...eks-more-funds Quote:
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Delusional klingon...murdering millions is not policing the world...oh but how would a klingon know what normal police do...never mind klingon...you would not understand
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That would be funny if the ring of truth was not so loud. L9l
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Idiot...
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yes yes your hand was forced daquan ![]() ![]() ![]() "if the USA did not drop bombs, bonobo monkeys would rape everybody" ![]() ![]() ![]() IRL: oil and crony war profits...fuck off with the "history according to the USA"...a bomb is a bomb...using it for political goals is terrorism... it is you that forces your fascism upon defenseless 3rd world countries...bombing for democracy LOL fuck off invader...and what ever you are going to answer also fuck off with that ![]() ![]() ![]() typical USIS mercenary: ![]() |
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3rd world country: *literally exists*
USA: imma sniff your shit!...*sniff sniff sniff* do you have oil? *sniff sniff sniff* what did you eat? *sniff sniff sniff* you want to live your own lives? Noooooooooooooooooo! Invade! |
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Thank you for your service! long live the klingon empire! #nobrainwashatall
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If you think that's really their only aircraft carrier, you retarded.
And if you don't think America can and will flip one of many off switches before russia, you also retarded... Wasting money... Lol. |
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But but but they are the best at making rockets.
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Nothing says "Drunk on Vodka " more than this
Russian military engineers will be doing their best to confuse “the enemy” with inflatable mock-ups of Iskander missile launchers and S-300 anti-aircraft batteries. ![]() from here https://www.rt.com/news/438133-russi...iggest-drills/ That will fool those yankies real good! |
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i would think that the lack of cold water ports has contributed significantly to russia not having more carriers over time. global warming is changing that. but russia isn't a rich country so maybe it's borscht for a while so y'all can start on a carrier eh.
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wow, that's amazing. Nothing to do with the actual post, but the fact you mentioned Russia and cyberCEO is not here calling you an idiot or you are too stupid to understand, talking shit, showing old pictures of American ships, or saying your mom is/was a whore etc...
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If the Russian economy could afford a new aircraft carrier, you wouldn't be needing to try and figure out how to refurbish this floating turd.
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Invaders with a 20 trillion war debt call others out on their lack of invader tech...poor klingons spending all that money to make people around the world miserable with war...leaders of the free world LOL
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The commander of Russian National Guard and a former personal guard of Yeltsin and Putin has OFFICIALLY challenged Nanalny for a duel. He has challenged the guy who is in prison now and can't even respond to the brave dude, who has publicly promised to damage his health or even kill him. The press secretary of Putin, Mr. Peskov (his wife and step daughter are proud citizens of the USA, BTW) has said that SOMETIMES (that's a literal quote) if you are a former personal guard of Putin and if you REALLY want it, you can break the Russian Criminal Code (Article 119 - The threat of murder or serious harm to health which is up to 5 years in prison). Sounds like a bullshit and a pure nonsense? No, that's a 100% real story.
Russia's Navalny challenged to a duel by Zolotov - BBC News Putin's ex-bodyguard challenges Navalny to duel - ABC News Putin's ex-bodyguard Viktor Zolotov challenges Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny to a duel - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Russia's National Guard chief challenges opposition leader Alexei Navalny to a duel http://themoscowtimes.com/news/russi...o-a-duel-62843 http://meduza.io/en/news/2018/09/11/...o-a-fist-fight http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...itic-to-a-duel ![]() Will the mofo be punished? Here is a spoiler: NO.
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Йобаный стыд.
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