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10-07-2018, 02:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Me And My Step Sister Making Morning Creampie
Morning Creampie : My name is Brian. 16 years ago, I was born a male. Now I am 5’3″, skinny, and wish I was a girl. I’m not transgender, but I wish I was. I have a small penis and a high voice. At school, people have often mistaken me for a girl, then give me weird looks when I tell them my true gender. Usually they would think I was a girl trying to be a boy, but really, it was the other way around. I would do anything to be a girl.
Morning Creampie : I woke up to my radio alarm blaring at me. I looked over at the clock to see ‘7:31 AM’ written in a bright red font. I set the alarm for 7:00, but I’m a really heavy sleeper, so this happens a lot. “Crap, I’m gonna be late on the first day of school,” I muttered to myself. School starts at 8:00, so I only had about half an hour to shower, get changed, eat breakfast, and walk to school. Morning Creampie : I’d like to be able to take the bus to school, but I live way out in the middle of nowhere, so there isn’t a bus stop anywhere near me. Also, my parents are never home, since they’re always out on business trips, so I have no one to drive me. I followed my usual morning routine and then left the house. I do have to admit, even though I can’t socialize and have no friends, I’m always excited on the first day of school. Seeing new faces and meeting my teachers. If U Want Read Full Story & More Real Porn & Sex Story So Just Click Here |
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10-07-2018, 03:03 PM
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Well this is quite problematic
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10-07-2018, 07:12 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I would bet money on the OP being indian...only indians are this dumb with IM...
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10-07-2018, 07:40 PM
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10-07-2018, 07:54 PM
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My wife sleeps naked and is basically a miniature version of Rachel Starr. Some mornings she backs herself onto 7 inches of rock hard dick and I wake up fucking. If I'm having a vivid dream when she does this, it'll instantly change into a sexual dream and I'll be spoon fucking half in/half out of sleep. I wake up before I bust a nut and give her that morning creampie. Now she has something to remember me by later in the day while she's teaching class and it feels like a swamp full of man chowder between her legs. I'm very romantic like that.
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10-07-2018, 07:57 PM
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10-07-2018, 08:11 PM
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 90% of the spam I get is from india...from that 90%. half of them actually follow up on their own spam "I did not get a reply to my last spam email do you want a website/seo/logo/explainer video" each time I register a new website theres like 20 indians with the same "greetings of the day" bullshit opener, then theres "my name is (fake english name) leading marketing company in mumbai 300000000000 clients, bad english etc" you can not get them to stop...in their mind if they email you 1000 times, maybe the 1001 time you will suddenly change your mind... I bet anything that the OP is indian and these stories will go on every fucking day, until the end of time, until somebody bans him...then he will open a new account and start spamming again... |
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10-07-2018, 08:30 PM
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hey op , its webmasters forum
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10-07-2018, 08:30 PM
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Make STACK$
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Pics? boring ass story
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10-08-2018, 07:38 AM
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I am starting to think that this is a Bot... :P Maybe the same one that made this thread legendary
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10-08-2018, 10:29 AM
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Pay It Forward
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i hope a rat bites your throat when you go for a bath in the river!
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