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Old 11-04-2018, 01:10 AM   #1
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SNL Cold Open was hilarious



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The situation is urgent. The caravan is only 800 miles from our border. If these immigramts walk at the normal pace of 300 miles a day, they could be here in time to vote on election day.

We've also learned that all the women in the caravan are more than nine months pregnant and they are holding the babies in until the exact moment when they cross over the border and then they are gonna literally drop anchor. And the babies, get this, are pregnant.


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Old 11-04-2018, 01:44 AM   #2
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Old 11-04-2018, 01:44 AM   #3
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Sounds like unfunny bullshit that only an illegal beaner or their anchors would laugh at.
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Old 11-04-2018, 01:57 AM   #4
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funny shit!
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Old 11-04-2018, 06:38 AM   #5
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Sounds like unfunny bullshit that only an illegal beaner or their anchors would laugh at.
Or someone with intelligence and a sense of humor.

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Old 11-04-2018, 07:23 AM   #6
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intelligence and a sense of humor
I don't think either are allowed here
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Old 11-04-2018, 09:41 AM   #7
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More truth than actual Fox "News" ...
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Old 11-04-2018, 10:56 AM   #8
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Politics aside,

SNL has become the most un-funny self aggrandizing show I've ever seen in my life.

Take all the political shit out of it and it's still shocking to me it hasn't been cancelled.
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Old 11-04-2018, 12:25 PM   #10
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Politics aside,

SNL has become the most un-funny self aggrandizing show I've ever seen in my life.

Take all the political shit out of it and it's still shocking to me it hasn't been cancelled.
You are free to not watch it.
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Old 11-04-2018, 12:29 PM   #11
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Saw it earlier - really well done. I wonder what the people at Fox News had to say about it?

Jonah Hill's bit right after this one was also really funny. I'll watch the rest of the show tonight.

SNL is hit or miss for me. Something they are "ok", and sometimes their shows are just boring, but once in a while they hit it out of the park.
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Old 11-04-2018, 12:31 PM   #12
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Saw it earlier - really well done. I wonder what the people at Fox News had to say about it?
My bet would be that they laughed their asses off at it before they started to decide how to react.

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i laughed out loud a few times!
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I particularly enjoyed when they made fun of some of the crazy right wing websites Trumpsters like to use as sources. It reminded me of the righties here on GFY.
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I also loved this one..

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