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12-26-2018, 04:06 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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What was the best present you received?
 I didn't get anything at all...  So make me jealous with your good fortune this Christmas   |
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12-26-2018, 04:32 AM
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Aw that’s shitty. I got a $310 fine tonight .
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12-26-2018, 04:36 AM
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Ok I just opened s card I got $50 from mom and won $40 on a scratch ticket.
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12-26-2018, 04:44 AM
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The best thing I ever got was 60 extra sleeping pills because they fucked up and didn’t notice. It’s a controlled substance I’m sure the were short but it never got pinned on me.
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12-26-2018, 04:48 AM
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Instead of 30 I got 90
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12-26-2018, 06:30 AM
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Making PHP work
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Yo mamma!
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12-26-2018, 06:32 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I got some pussy of the Devon Rex kind.
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12-26-2018, 07:32 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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. . .Bought myself great beers and good wine  . . .
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12-26-2018, 08:14 AM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Bought myself a Cadillac. Apple moonshine from the neighbor came in 2nd.
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12-26-2018, 09:53 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I got a $50 Walmart money card from the mother inlaw... She thought it was a gift card. While it's the only thing I got, and I appreciate it, I would rather not... I'm petty. She will now feel like I owe her the universe 'till next christmas... And we'll do it again.
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12-26-2018, 09:59 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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The year after we got married my new bride made a big deal out of one final gift. After all of the gifts were open, she had everyone in the family stop what they were doing, and made sure her father was recording the moment. Then she pulls a small wrapped package from under the couch. I opened it - it was a book. "Pregnancy For Dummies". We were having our first child, in fact, our only child.
Best gift I ever got.
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12-26-2018, 10:14 AM
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hey
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No gifts here. My Christmas I spent with my dogs. They enjoyed it.
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12-26-2018, 11:02 AM
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Make STACK$
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gift cards meh
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12-26-2018, 12:37 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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A family friend custom-made us a new sign for our back deck.
We have two rather large dogs - a shepweiler and a shep/doberman/rottie  |
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12-26-2018, 06:45 PM
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Slowly dying
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I got a $50 visa gift card and an insulated 17 oz Bubba cup with handle. Oh a plastic champagne bottle filled with candy. I looked at it quickly so didn’t see the candy. I put it back in the gift bag, then in a Walmart bag. Next day it was gone and someone thought it was garbage.
I don’t celebrate the holiday but the house gives gifts. My bff usually sends a gift card but he had a rough year so wasn’t expecting anything. I needed another cup as my Contigo cups are old. Practical stuff is best.
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12-26-2018, 08:09 PM
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Sexpat
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Caviar, foie gras, oysters and duck confit with assorted wines ...
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12-26-2018, 08:17 PM
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this & that
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12-27-2018, 02:43 AM
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Not sure did i got anything after being 18 years old.
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BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year
