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crockett · 01-05-2019, 05:11 AM

Don't worry he will tell you....

datingbanking · 01-05-2019, 03:40 PM

He / She wanks to pictures of Ayn Rand?

Bladewire · 01-05-2019, 03:46 PM

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

"None of your business! Am I being detained?!!"

Bladewire · 01-05-2019, 04:13 PM

Another libertarian joke.....

While walking home one evening I came upon a man standing at the edge of a bridge, about to jump. “Wait!” I yelled, and ran over to see what was the matter.

“It’s this country,” he lamented. “It’s falling into ruin and there’s nothing I can do about it. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

“Cheer up,” I said. “We’re all in this together. Say, are you a liberal or a conservative?”

“I’m a libertarian,” he said.

“Me too!” I exclaimed. “See, you’re not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?”

“Free-market libertarian,” he said.

“Same here!” I said. “Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?”

“Paleo-libertarian,” he said.

“Hey, so am I! Chicago or Austrian school of economics?”

“Austrian,” he said.

“Me too! Hayekian or Rothbardian?”

“Rothbardian,” he said.

“Same as me! Consequentialist or deontological?”

“Consequentialist,” he said.

“Die, statist!” I yelled, and pushed him off the bridge.

mce · 01-05-2019, 04:28 PM

Liberals dream of a future that will never happen

Conservatives pine for a past that never took place

Libertarians tell you to mind your business... TODAY

- MCE

CaptainHowdy · 01-06-2019, 03:39 AM

I've always associated the word "libertarian" with "anarchist" . . .

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01-05-2019, 04:13 PM	#4
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Another libertarian joke..... While walking home one evening I came upon a man standing at the edge of a bridge, about to jump. “Wait!” I yelled, and ran over to see what was the matter. “It’s this country,” he lamented. “It’s falling into ruin and there’s nothing I can do about it. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” “Cheer up,” I said. “We’re all in this together. Say, are you a liberal or a conservative?” “I’m a libertarian,” he said. “Me too!” I exclaimed. “See, you’re not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?” “Free-market libertarian,” he said. “Same here!” I said. “Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?” “Paleo-libertarian,” he said. “Hey, so am I! Chicago or Austrian school of economics?” “Austrian,” he said. “Me too! Hayekian or Rothbardian?” “Rothbardian,” he said. “Same as me! Consequentialist or deontological?” “Consequentialist,” he said. “Die, statist!” I yelled, and pushed him off the bridge.