Pickup Lines NOT To Use - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 02-14-2019, 06:24 PM

Here Are 23 Pickup Lines That People Somehow Found The Audacity To Use

I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles.

[Dating app message:] I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was.

[Said to a girl named Jen]: Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated.

Hey, do you want to come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though.

[Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter.

[Said to someone with missing fingers:] I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine.

[Said to a history major:] So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

[Said by someone's ex:] Are you my dad? 'Cause I miss you.

Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?

[Said by someone named Alyssa:] You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa.

Girl, are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.

[Said to a girl named Brandy:] Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you.

I’m planning on boycotting trip advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on earth so you’d have to sit on my face.

Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack.

Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me.

Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you.

Mr Pheer · 02-14-2019, 07:22 PM

Roses are red, violets are blue. Better finish that blowjob or I'm not paying you.

bronco67 · 02-14-2019, 08:24 PM

There's no good pickup line. But there is, "Hi, how's it going?"

02-14-2019, 08:24 PM	#3
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	There's no good pickup line. But there is, "Hi, how's it going?" __________________

02-14-2019, 06:24 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Pickup Lines NOT To Use Here Are 23 Pickup Lines That People Somehow Found The Audacity To Use I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles. [Dating app message:] I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was. [Said to a girl named Jen]: Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated. Hey, do you want to come watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though. [Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter. [Said to someone with missing fingers:] I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine. [Said to a history major:] So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge? I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. [Said by someone's ex:] Are you my dad? 'Cause I miss you. Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you? [Said by someone named Alyssa:] You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa. Girl, are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out. [Said to a girl named Brandy:] Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room. Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you. I’m planning on boycotting trip advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants. You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on earth so you’d have to sit on my face. Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack. Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me. Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

02-14-2019, 07:22 PM	#2
Mr Pheer Living inside your head. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In your AirBNB Posts: 20,512	Roses are red, violets are blue. Better finish that blowjob or I'm not paying you.