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Videochat Solutions
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Kate Upton Weightless in NASA Vomit Comet
How is it I never heard of these?
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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How could you NOT know about these?
Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum. My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
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in a van by the river
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You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
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So Fucking Banned
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Free passes are cute and all, but how would you feel if you walked in to Pierce getting his ass licked by your wife?
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Don't need a free pass for threesomes.
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Glad her breasts didn't burst . . .
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I can't work with those little boy hips. I'll still fuck her because she's beautiful from the waist up, but I'm wishing all that breast meat was shifted to her lower half.
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I picked the hottest chick i had ever seen at the shopping mall a couple years back. I still wait and hope..... |
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There are hot girls everywhere. I'd fuck the 18 year old hottie who rang up my groceries this morning before Kate Upton.
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Too old to care
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I've had all my free passes. LOL
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Yeap, I don't wait either, life is precious!
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Making PHP work
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Wow, she just answered the question I'd had since I was a teen :
Question : Would my nuts explode in zero gravity? ![]()
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OMG is that jizz or vomit floating the air ?
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Elbows too pointy would not bang.
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So fuckin' bored
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Kate what? Get a life already.
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Living The Dream
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All looks photo shopped to me so....FAIL.
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Kate Upton posted this to her FB this morning saying "Monday, back to work".
Yum. ![]()
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i lik2 vomit...
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Hmm
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She still has a mass.
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fat shitpig
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