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Old 03-28-2019, 10:09 AM   #1
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Kate Upton Weightless in NASA Vomit Comet

How is it I never heard of these?












Space babes...
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Old 03-28-2019, 10:35 AM   #2
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How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
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Old 03-28-2019, 10:39 AM   #3
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How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)

You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
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Old 03-28-2019, 11:14 AM   #4
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How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
I knew about Kate Upton of course, but never knew she posed in this plane. That's so cool, so nerdy and so sexy at the same time that dammit YES I will have sex with her if she asks. Maybe twice if we can do it in the Vomit Comet.
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Old 03-28-2019, 11:30 AM   #5
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Free passes are cute and all, but how would you feel if you walked in to Pierce getting his ass licked by your wife?
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Old 03-28-2019, 11:41 AM   #6
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You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
Don't need a free pass for threesomes.
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Old 03-28-2019, 12:01 PM   #7
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Glad her breasts didn't burst . . .
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I can't work with those little boy hips. I'll still fuck her because she's beautiful from the waist up, but I'm wishing all that breast meat was shifted to her lower half.
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You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
Correct.

I picked the hottest chick i had ever seen at the shopping mall a couple years back.



I still wait and hope.....
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Old 03-28-2019, 01:11 PM   #10
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Correct.

I picked the hottest chick i had ever seen at the shopping mall a couple years back.



I still wait and hope.....
There are hot girls everywhere. I'd fuck the 18 year old hottie who rang up my groceries this morning before Kate Upton.
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Old 03-29-2019, 11:34 AM   #11
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I've had all my free passes. LOL
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Yeap, I don't wait either, life is precious!
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Wow, she just answered the question I'd had since I was a teen :

Question : Would my nuts explode in zero gravity?


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This one is my fav.

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OMG is that jizz or vomit floating the air ?

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Kate Upton posted this to her FB this morning saying "Monday, back to work".

Yum.

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