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Old 04-03-2019, 07:49 AM   #1
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Marry American

Why not discuss?
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Old 04-03-2019, 08:06 AM   #2
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Why not indeed? Whats to discuss? I did once...
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Old 04-03-2019, 09:21 AM   #3
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Better idea: Don't get married.
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Old 04-03-2019, 09:23 AM   #4
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Old 04-03-2019, 10:20 AM   #5
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Better idea: Don't get married.
Yeah, but I think he's looking for citizenship, and if I'm correct, there's really no simpler way to be fair...
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Old 04-03-2019, 12:37 PM   #6
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You can get the hottest 3rd world bitches for pennies...low low maintainance...such a good deal...
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Old 04-03-2019, 01:42 PM   #7
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Old 04-03-2019, 02:22 PM   #8
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You can get the hottest 3rd world bitches for pennies...low low maintainance...such a good deal...
Until their genetics emerge and they go rogue fucking mental on you.
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Old 04-03-2019, 02:34 PM   #9
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You can get the hottest 3rd world bitches for pennies...low low maintainance...such a good deal...
Yes but that is like using cheat codes.
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Old 04-03-2019, 03:23 PM   #10
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You can get a new model for cheap if the current one is defective...and its not like cheat codes at all...I had the prettiest black asses on my face recently and I really appreciated the ease of the transaction...sometimes a man just needs some really black ass and no drama...

The marriage part is nonsensical bad deal bullshit...why the fuck should I sign some contract so that she can feel safe and special? Fuck that!...if her whore ass is good company then I will continue to transact...if not I will replace the defective model...

I am fully aware that girly men will seek emotional relationships, but I too was emotional while getting deep throats from slutty black girls...lots of emotions...shiiiiiiit I bet I had a better time than a girly man being a cuck for his wife...got my knob polished real gooooood...
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Old 04-03-2019, 03:42 PM   #11
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Old 04-03-2019, 05:16 PM   #12
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You can get a new model for cheap if the current one is defective...and its not like cheat codes at all...I had the prettiest black asses on my face recently and I really appreciated the ease of the transaction...sometimes a man just needs some really black ass and no drama...

The marriage part is nonsensical bad deal bullshit...why the fuck should I sign some contract so that she can feel safe and special? Fuck that!...if her whore ass is good company then I will continue to transact...if not I will replace the defective model...

I am fully aware that girly men will seek emotional relationships, but I too was emotional while getting deep throats from slutty black girls...lots of emotions...shiiiiiiit I bet I had a better time than a girly man being a cuck for his wife...got my knob polished real gooooood...
You sound like a real prize.

Might wanna have a consultant fine-tune your eHarmony profile.
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Old 04-03-2019, 05:28 PM   #13
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Might wanna have a consultant fine-tune your eHarmony profile.
He says he's "white" even though his uncut dick is brown :

Why are non whites identifying as white? If you have a brown dick, you are not white.
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Old 04-03-2019, 05:35 PM   #14
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Why are non whites identifying as white? If you have a brown dick, you are not white.
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Yeah, but I think he's looking for citizenship, and if I'm correct, there's really no simpler way to be fair...
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Old 04-04-2019, 01:00 AM   #16
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Old 04-04-2019, 01:15 AM   #17
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You sound like a real prize.

Might wanna have a consultant fine-tune your eHarmony profile.
yes yes I really want to take her out to dinner and listen to her dumb ass bullshit and not get my dick sucked right away...then I want to fuck one and the same thing for like 30-40 years...yeah...love that...watching her get fat...much advantage...
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You can get a new model for cheap if the current one is defective...and its not like cheat codes at all...I had the prettiest black asses on my face recently and I really appreciated the ease of the transaction...sometimes a man just needs some really black ass and no drama...

The marriage part is nonsensical bad deal bullshit...why the fuck should I sign some contract so that she can feel safe and special? Fuck that!...if her whore ass is good company then I will continue to transact...if not I will replace the defective model...

I am fully aware that girly men will seek emotional relationships, but I too was emotional while getting deep throats from slutty black girls...lots of emotions...shiiiiiiit I bet I had a better time than a girly man being a cuck for his wife...got my knob polished real gooooood...
It is using like cheat codes, because there is no challenge of getting woman if all what you need to do is to wawe with some paper.
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I still say that's more complicated. Its the way that you are 'supposed' to do it, yes, I agree, but in reality, just arrive legally on a tourist visa, marry in vegas ($200 and no wait times) and along with your marriage cert, you actually get a pack of forms that you use to get your green card. Directly from the same people who married you ! (The application forms I mean - Not the green card itself)

It really does happen like that, and once you are there, and married, you're in...
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