Germany Demands Apology After Trump Claims Father Was Born There - GoFuckYourself.com

2MuchMark · 04-04-2019, 10:05 PM

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...I1PWiQJ3mQ45qk

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel demanded that Donald Trump issue a “complete and sincere apology” to the German people, after Trump claimed incorrectly, on Tuesday, that his father was born in Germany.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, stuck by Trump’s story on Tuesday afternoon. “The President is proud that his father was born in a great foreign country like Germany, and not in a bad foreign country like Puerto Rico,” she said.

From https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...I1PWiQJ3mQ45qk

pimpmaster9000 · 04-05-2019, 12:01 AM

I agree with germany on this....trump should stop lying...

DraX · 04-05-2019, 12:27 AM

Germany is not in a position to ask anyone to apologize for anything, rather Angela Merkel should apologize to the German tax payers for lying, for inviting hordes of rapists, criminals and for not using tax payers money responsibly. Then and only then we decide if we should throw her in jail for treason...

MaDalton · 04-05-2019, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DraX

Germany is not in a position to ask anyone to apologize for anything, rather Angela Merkel should apologize to the German tax payers for lying, for inviting hordes of rapists, criminals and for not using tax payers money responsibly. Then and only then we decide if we should throw her in jail for treason...

Satire ist not your strong point, right?

NewNick · 04-05-2019, 03:12 AM

Much worse.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ence-of-whales

Freedom6995 · 04-05-2019, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

Satire ist not your strong point, right?

sees world thru one eye. SAD!

Phoenix · 04-05-2019, 04:29 AM

Tell Germany to clean it's own house before worrying about others. It is disgraceful what is happening to Europe

MaDalton · 04-05-2019, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Tell Germany to clean it's own house before worrying about others. It is disgraceful what is happening to Europe

how would you know?

and why do right wingers in general have no sense for humor or satire?

that alone is almost comical.

also the right wing party in Germany constantly confuses sites like The Onion with reality and then gets all hysterical while the rest laughs about their stupidity

being a right wing nutjob must be a really sad life - only threats, horror and fear everywhere.

Rochard · 04-05-2019, 08:01 AM

How embarrassing for the United States.

Phoenix · 04-05-2019, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

how would you know?

and why do right wingers in general have no sense for humor or satire?

that alone is almost comical.

also the right wing party in Germany constantly confuses sites like The Onion with reality and then gets all hysterical while the rest laughs about their stupidity

being a right wing nutjob must be a really sad life - only threats, horror and fear everywhere.

Sorry ZE.
I do not click any links provided by people here.
i am far from a right winger, check my post history, i am very liberal in all things. I just do not buy the bullshit being spewed by people who seem intent on destroying their own civilization.

blackmonsters · 04-05-2019, 08:45 AM

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, stuck by Trump’s story on Tuesday afternoon.
“The President is proud that his father was born in a great foreign country like Germany, and not in a bad foreign country like Puerto Rico,” she said.

Is she really that dumb?

Dumb people support each other; majority of America is dumb; Trump will win again.

EDIT : Never mind. The article is fake news.

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baddog · 04-05-2019, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

How embarrassing for the United States.

How embarrassing is it to you that you actually believe that shit?

directfiesta · 04-05-2019, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

Satire ist not your strong point, right?

Well, it is not like if " humor" was in the URL ....

Bladewire · 04-05-2019, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

how would you know?

and why do right wingers in general have no sense for humor or satire?

Because all their lives they've been laughed at, ridiculed and rejected. They are victims. But now they've all banded together to create the powerful alt-right and you WILL take them seriously and you WILL yeild to their POWER! There is NOTHING funny about the hate revolution that is about to behold the planet earth!

baddog · 04-05-2019, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Well, it is not like if " humor" was in the URL ....

No shit; idiocy is going rampant.

baddog · 04-05-2019, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How embarrassing is it to you that you actually believe that shit?

Nothing? Come on, Rockhead.

2MuchMark · 04-05-2019, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Much worse.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ence-of-whales

To illustrate his point, Barr quoted the book’s first sentence: “Call me Ishmael.”

“As you can clearly see, that sentence does not have a whale in it,” Barr wrote.

2MuchMark · 04-05-2019, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Is she really that dumb?
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Go figure, eh black monsters?

RedFred · 04-05-2019, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How embarrassing is it to you that you actually believe that shit?

How embarrassing for you that you suck the cock of a President who lies about everything including where his own father was born.

Bladewire · 04-05-2019, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

No shit; idiocy is going rampant.

In your head yes.

I see you've started drinking early today

baddog · 04-05-2019, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

How embarrassing for you that you suck the cock of a President who lies about everything including where his own father was born.

He is more accurate than Elizabeth Warren and her native American claims.

RedFred · 04-05-2019, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He is more accurate than Elizabeth Warren and her native American claims.

The logic of a brainwashed cult member.

2MuchMark · 04-05-2019, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He is more accurate than Elizabeth Warren and her native American claims.

No he's not. Why would you say that?

JFK · 04-05-2019, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

I agree with germany on this....trump should stop lying...

or doesn't know any better ?

OneHungLo · 04-05-2019, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

No he's not. Why would you say that?

You still think Liz Warren is a Native American? oh wait you still think there was/is Russian collusion

RedFred · 04-05-2019, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

You still think Liz Warren is a Native American? oh wait you still think there was/is Russian collusion

You think Trumps dad was born in Germany?

thommy · 04-05-2019, 02:45 PM

funny how easy it is to heat up the crazy right-wing mob here with a link to a humor rubric.
to recognize facts just doesn't belong to their talents.

i'm pretty sure that half of them have already shared that on their nazi forums and facebook profiles.

if at any time they all decide to donate their brains to science, they could move them all together in one small envelope

2MuchMark · 04-05-2019, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

You still think Liz Warren is a Native American? oh wait you still think there was/is Russian collusion

That's not what I said, monkey boy. Go back and re-read what Bandog said, and re-read my reply to him, and then think - think real hard-like... and maybe just maybe you did dun not fuck it up a second time there you dim-witted fuck.

Grapesoda · 04-07-2019, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...I1PWiQJ3mQ45qk

From https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...I1PWiQJ3mQ45qk

wouldn't mind an apology for this german adventure..

Grapesoda · 04-07-2019, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

how would you know?

and why do right wingers in general have no sense for humor or satire?

that alone is almost comical.

also the right wing party in Germany constantly confuses sites like The Onion with reality and then gets all hysterical while the rest laughs about their stupidity

being a right wing nutjob must be a really sad life - only threats, horror and fear everywhere.

here's video of the DNC sorting through press releases for CNN. there are humorous aspects for sure..

FYI this is NOT humor

TheSquealer · 04-07-2019, 08:09 AM

tfto · 04-07-2019, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

How embarrassing for the United States.

Did you even click on the link and look at the top of the page?
"Satire from The Borowitz Report"

At the bottom of the page it says
" Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news."

tfto · 04-07-2019, 08:38 AM

Grapesoda · 04-07-2019, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by tfto

yup for sure.. I was surprised how many models were for trump.... black and white. if you'll notice the DNC mostly tries to regulate 'thought' while the gop works on regulating biz etc... the dnc guys here NEVER talk anything except humiliation for people they disagree with ....

weird creepy bunch for sure..

NoWhErE · 04-08-2019, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

how would you know?

and why do right wingers in general have no sense for humor or satire?

that alone is almost comical.

also the right wing party in Germany constantly confuses sites like The Onion with reality and then gets all hysterical while the rest laughs about their stupidity

being a right wing nutjob must be a really sad life - only threats, horror and fear everywhere.

When it comes to satire, you need the ability to distinguish humour from the literal. This is something some people are incapable of doing. The correlation between these people and their political and religious beliefs is also very strong.

Ironic.

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