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05-07-2019, 05:07 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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TOP TIP: Next time you are in jail, and about to be raped...
Simply prepare by fashioning a shiv out of a small toothbrush, and inserting it up your ass, blunt end first. When they penetrate you, they will get a nasty surprise and soon learn not to do that to you (Or anyone) again...
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05-07-2019, 05:46 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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or simply avoid US government buildings
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05-07-2019, 05:08 PM
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Slowly dying
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Ouch!! I like it ��������������
But the smart inmate will check first by sticking his fist up the butt and seeing if it hurts him. If it does, it’s worth the pain!
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05-07-2019, 05:10 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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No heterosexual male knows how to perfectly harbor a toothbrush, of any size, inside his ass.
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05-08-2019, 04:30 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Quote:
 Prison toothbrushes are very small... Source: Personal experience...  |
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