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What Was The Single Most/Best Thing You’ve Ever Done?
I will tell on which continent/decade after I hear a few. What did you imbibe, experience, invent, revise, change.......What Did You Do? Trade stories are included but not limited to.
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I have everyone beat in the 80’s
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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I invented a metal suit that flies. I was able to save the earth from hordes of nasty aliens that came from a hole in the sky.
Then I went for shawarma. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'm excelling at idleness . . .
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Jerked off 10x in the one day.
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Videochat Solutions
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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The three best moments of my life....
1) getting married 2) watching my child be born 3) installing no slam toliet lids
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(>^_^)b
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This past year I taught my weed guy how to drive, helped him get his license and car. Now he's able to see his kids, gets around a lot better than having to walk everywhere and he now has a real job..
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Living The Dream
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Joining GFY ten years ago?
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Too old to care
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Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
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Married my third wife.
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So Fucking Banned
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Bringing two children into the world, and saving the life of another.
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So Fucking Banned
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Id love to be able to show you, and I'd have loved to have kept it...
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did a FFFFFM scene. It was much better than all the FFFM and FFM scenes, although they are great.
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I remember my porn gallery and lucky sex
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I did that once - It was too much for me tbh... One sucking my cock, one licking my balls, one giving me a rim job, another french kissing me, and the 5th was like holding me in position with her body to enable the three at the bottom to get accsess, and she was caressing me as well. It was just too much.
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Let's do some business!
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None of them were pooing.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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making it rain
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First time heliskiing was pretty amazing, although now that's become a yearly thing.
Safari in Africa was pretty once in a lifetime... |
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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It depends on what you mean - I was involved in some crazy stuff when I was nursing - I always volunteered for the worst places and the most hellish positions - I loved it!..
On the other side I think going to New Zealand was amazing - In particular a cruise on Milford Sound - I cried the entire time - I didn't think such an amazing place existed..... I am back in NZ now and everyday I look at mountains and other stunning scenery and although life is still hard I have have to remember how lucky I am to be here...
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I've been skiing since I was 11, but never heliskiing yet. Any recommendations?
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Parenting is def my grand achievement/most satisfying thing I've done so far. But none of my kids hit their teens yet, so...
All that other shit, I'm not jumping off of shit if it ain't crashing so... and that fffffm shit never presented itself to me. Who tryin to help a fellow gfy'er check off his bucket list? ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Sieg Hi!
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That's true but the one who gave him a rim job was the same as who gave him french kisses.... So, that's similar....
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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One time in college I talked a hooker into sleeping with me for free, then we became fwb for about a year or two, smoking and other stuff at her place while she made fun of her clients..
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Sexpat
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Shamelessly giving head to the most beautiful "girl" I ever met ...
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Ad Mediation Service
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Best thing for the guy is to make a son. Thats an memorable thing ever.
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