Bert - Does he fuck you, or do you fuck him?

[Mr Pheer]

I'm giving it to Bert right in his muppet ass...

It's seriously the best thing to come around in a long time. Took me a few days to notice the change, then a couple more to learn to manipulate it, then I was like holy fuckin shit this is amazing...

So did Bert fuck you? Or did you bend him over a chair and ram it up his ass like I did?

[EddyTheDog]

Is Mr Pheer coming out or having a nervous breakdown?..

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Is Mr Pheer coming out or having a nervous breakdown?..

Most people won't have a clue what I'm talking about. They are probably running in circles wondering why their rankings are dropping again.

Those that do know me, are searching for clues.

Those that know me well, probably have heard of it and have started a spreadsheet or making changes already.

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Most people won't have a clue what I'm talking about. They are probably running in circles wondering why their rankings are dropping again.

Those that do know me, are searching for clues.

That that know me well, probably have heard of it and have started a spreadsheet or making changes already.

Oh. Your drunk/stoned!....

I can relate to that...

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Oh. Your drunk/stoned!....

I can relate to that...

You're*

god dammit

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

You're*

god dammit

I'm drunk and a little bit stoned. Grammar is not at the top of my list of priorities...

[Ferus]

BERT is a great step for those that have spend many years optimizing for the Human surfers, rather than SE Bots.

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Ferus

BERT is a great step for those that have spend many years optimizing for the Human surfers, rather than SE Bots.

Oh. That BERT...

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by Ferus

BERT is a great step for those that have spend many years optimizing for the Human surfers, rather than SE Bots.

Ah, someone gets it...

[ilnjscb]

What is BERT?
BERT stands for Bidirectional Encoder Representations from Transformers. BERT’s main objective is to understand language more like humans. A significant shift in SEO has been in SEO writing. Instead of keyword-rich, unnatural sounding content aimed at search engines, marketers have tried to tailor writing to humans. This makes sense considering humans are conducting searches and are eventually reading your content with a goal in mind.

BERT is the most important update since RankBrain. RankBrain, another machine learning algorithm in Google, processes search results to speculate the best results for each query. RankBrain, in addition to links and content, is one of the key ranking factors in Google’s algorithm. Though BERT is another machine learning ranking factor, this update will not fully replace RankBrain.

>>Mr. Pheer it would be great to have your thoughts on optimization

[JSWENSON]

We know about Google bruh. Let us know when it's time to fire up the Yahoo chat bots again.

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

What is BERT?

>>Mr. Pheer it would be great to have your thoughts on optimization

Years ago, Google Analytics used to tell us the exact terms that people typed in to get to our websites. This all went away when google made the shift from http to https as they claimed the referring information was no longer "secure". We simply used the info to check for our listings and made changes to our pages to rank better or got more inbound links for what people searched for and pushed our results to the top of the SERPs.

So now everyone has a smart phone and they search differently, literally typing a question into google and getting filtered, long tail results. So how do you know they keywords they are using? It's staring you right in the face on the front page of google.

It's those god damned questions plus this BERT update.

Watch them change in real time. Usually four or five pop up. At least one will be relevant to what you're looking for. Click it and then close it. Three more questions with better relevency will pop up. The shit that people actually typed into google.

Now type that into the google search bar. Do your page rank on page one for it? Why not?

Hint: Answer the god damned question

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by JSWENSON

We know about Google bruh. Let us know when it's time to fire up the Yahoo chat bots again.

I took my chat operations to cell phones, and applied them to craigslist and backpage and it worked pretty good for a while, then they shut down backpage and removed personals from craigslist, and I got a bunch of cheap cellphones in my closet now. Still plenty of chatrooms out there though.

[ilnjscb]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Years ago, Google Analytics used to tell us the exact terms that people typed in to get to our websites. This all went away when google made the shift from http to https as they claimed the referring information was no longer "secure". We simply used the info to check for our listings and made changes to our pages to rank better or got more inbound links for what people searched for and pushed our results to the top of the SERPs.

So now everyone has a smart phone and they search differently, literally typing a question into google and getting filtered, long tail results. So how do you know they keywords they are using? It's staring you right in the face on the front page of google.

It's those god damned questions plus this BERT update.

Watch them change in real time. Usually four or five pop up. At least one will be relevant to what you're looking for. Click it and then close it. Three more questions with better relevency will pop up. The shit that people actually typed into google.

Now type that into the google search bar. Do your page rank on page one for it? Why not?

Hint: Answer the god damned question

Is there no automated way to do this, my be-capped friend?

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Is there no automated way to do this, my be-capped friend?

There probably is, because it could be done so easily with Python + Selenium or another browser-control plugin.

But you'd really need to do it manually to get the best results. I got over 100 in just a few seconds of clicking the right ones. Getting the ones not relevant to you would be a waste of time and actually hurt your listings or conversions if you included them.

[Rochard]

Who here remembers Evil Bert?

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by Rochard

Who here remembers Evil Bert?

Bert was actually a pretty decent guy in the beginning. But living with that bastard Ernie for so many years just pushed him over the edge.

[punk-asss]

"learn to manipulate it" - what is that supposed to mean. How did you do it? Explain.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by punk-asss

"learn to manipulate it" - what is that supposed to mean. How did you do it? Explain.

Sleep with his missus, make her fall in love with you, then get her to put poo in his cornflakes

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by punk-asss

"learn to manipulate it" - what is that supposed to mean. How did you do it? Explain.

He did explain it. Re-read and if you don't get it re-read it again and again until you get it.

In fact he pretty much spelled it out.

Years ago, Google Analytics used to tell us the exact terms that people typed in to get to our websites. This all went away when google made the shift from http to https as they claimed the referring information was no longer "secure". We simply used the info to check for our listings and made changes to our pages to rank better or got more inbound links for what people searched for and pushed our results to the top of the SERPs.

So now everyone has a smart phone and they search differently, literally typing a question into google and getting filtered, long tail results. So how do you know they keywords they are using? It's staring you right in the face on the front page of google.

It's those god damned questions plus this BERT update.

Watch them change in real time. Usually four or five pop up. At least one will be relevant to what you're looking for. Click it and then close it. Three more questions with better relevency will pop up. The shit that people actually typed into google.

Now type that into the google search bar. Do your page rank on page one for it? Why not?

Hint: Answer the god damned question

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[Holy Damage]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Years ago, Google Analytics used to tell us the exact terms that people typed in to get to our websites. This all went away when google made the shift from http to https as they claimed the referring information was no longer "secure". We simply used the info to check for our listings and made changes to our pages to rank better or got more inbound links for what people searched for and pushed our results to the top of the SERPs.

So now everyone has a smart phone and they search differently, literally typing a question into google and getting filtered, long tail results. So how do you know they keywords they are using? It's staring you right in the face on the front page of google.

It's those god damned questions plus this BERT update.

Watch them change in real time. Usually four or five pop up. At least one will be relevant to what you're looking for. Click it and then close it. Three more questions with better relevency will pop up. The shit that people actually typed into google.

Now type that into the google search bar. Do your page rank on page one for it? Why not?

Hint: Answer the god damned question

For MAINSTREAM its great

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by Holy Damage

For MAINSTREAM its great

If you're not doing something mainstream these days, you should really ask yourself why.

This also can be used for adult, I'm using it for several dating sites.

Obviously it not going to work for tube sites with videos of asian teens taking anal creampies from russian midgets, but plenty of situations in which it could apply.

I mean, the shit is handed to you on a damn plate....

[Spunky]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I'm giving it to Bert right in his Mandingo ass...

It's seriously the best thing to come around in a long time. Took me a few days to notice the change, then a couple more Mandingo, then I was like holy fuckin shit this is amazing...

So did Bert fuck you? Or did you bend him over a chair and ram it up his ass like I did?

I knew you were a homo and this proves it.

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by Spunky

I knew you were a homo and this proves it.

Go tell everyone in the empty forum.