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Old 05-01-2020, 02:30 PM   #1
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Cure for Covid Blues

In a blender, fill with ice
1 oz of all the following
Tuaca
Frangelica
Malibu Rum
Bailey's
Kahlua
Blend with two scoops of French vanilla ice cream.
Add a little milk to thin it out to where you like it.
Serve with whip cream, a little sprinkle of cocoa power and a bright red cherry.

Name of the drink is Sexual Chocolate
I use to serve this as a bartender in the early 90s.

On a hot day, it's really good


And strong!
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Old 05-01-2020, 02:44 PM   #2
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I have none of those ingredients . . . I dont even have a blender.
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:08 PM   #3
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i cunt even a4d the ice...
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:25 PM   #4
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I have none of those ingredients . . . I dont even have a blender.
The same here. What if I replace the ingredients by Vodka?
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:58 PM   #5
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The same here. What if I replace the ingredients by Vodka?
I prefer rum, found an American Rum made in Louisiana called Bayou Rum, pretty damn good
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Old 05-02-2020, 12:40 AM   #6
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I prefer rum, found an American Rum made in Louisiana called Bayou Rum, pretty damn good
Never liked it. It gives you a deadly headache and hangover on the next day. If you don't want to wake up like a walking dead, drink Vodka, which is the most clean alcohol on planet Earth. And don't mix it with anything if it's not a food.
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Old 05-02-2020, 05:47 AM   #7
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WOW, that sounds pretty good. I picked up some supplies last week for the lock down.

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Old 05-02-2020, 06:05 AM   #8
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Everything above is a just waste of money. Vodka is the only thing you need. You can mix it with any other drinks if you want a hangover. You can use it raw with a food if you want to wake up w/o a headache. You can use it to wash your hands if you are afraid of coronavirus or any other infection (HIV and even almighty syphilis won't stand a contact with Vodka). You can use it it clean your glasses or even to wash your floor, like my wife does (she uses Vodka to clean floor tile seams).

P.S. If you are a web designer, you are definitely have glasses. Sometimes you want to clean them, right? Just put two drops of Vodka to your lens and wipe it off with something soft like a toilet paper...
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citrus, hazelnut, coconut, coffee, vanilla, cocoa...

Could easily cut out some of those and probably end up with a better tasting drink. Also Baileys shouldn't really be used in anything but maybe coffee if you don't have a better alternative
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Old 05-03-2020, 04:57 AM   #10
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WOW, that sounds pretty good. I picked up some supplies last week for the lock down.

What time should we show up?

(will bring my own shot glass)
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Old 05-03-2020, 10:28 AM   #11
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Here's another drink I use to make
Vodka
Rum
Tequila
Gin
Triple Sec
Amaretto
Grand Marnier
Tia Maria

It's call a Boston Tea Party, like a long island, but with more alcohol!
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citrus, hazelnut, coconut, coffee, vanilla, cocoa...

Could easily cut out some of those and probably end up with a better tasting drink. Also Baileys shouldn't really be used in anything but maybe coffee if you don't have a better alternative
Ever have Brandy and ice cream?
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WOW, that sounds pretty good. I picked up some supplies last week for the lock down.

When I was a bartender, the bar I worked had over 200 liquors to play with.
I have a bottle of 30 year old scotch I'm going to crack open tomorrow night with a couple Omaha Steaks.
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Everything above is a just waste of money. Vodka is the only thing you need. You can mix it with any other drinks if you want a hangover. You can use it raw with a food if you want to wake up w/o a headache. You can use it to wash your hands if you are afraid of coronavirus or any other infection (HIV and even almighty syphilis won't stand a contact with Vodka). You can use it it clean your glasses or even to wash your floor, like my wife does (she uses Vodka to clean floor tile seams).

P.S. If you are a web designer, you are definitely have glasses. Sometimes you want to clean them, right? Just put two drops of Vodka to your lens and wipe it off with something soft like a toilet paper...
Ive drank good russian vodka like water . . .
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