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				Cure for Covid Blues
			 
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	1 oz of all the following Tuaca Frangelica Malibu Rum Bailey's Kahlua Blend with two scoops of French vanilla ice cream. Add a little milk to thin it out to where you like it. Serve with whip cream, a little sprinkle of cocoa power and a bright red cherry. Name of the drink is Sexual Chocolate I use to serve this as a bartender in the early 90s. On a hot day, it's really good And strong!  | 
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		 I have none of those ingredients . . . I dont even have a blender. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 i cunt even a4d the ice...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 The same here. What if I replace the ingredients by Vodka? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I prefer rum, found an American Rum made in Louisiana called Bayou Rum, pretty damn good 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that  | 
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		 Never liked it. It gives you a deadly headache and hangover on the next day. If you don't want to wake up like a walking dead, drink Vodka, which is the most clean alcohol on planet Earth. And don't mix it with anything if it's not a food. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 WOW, that sounds pretty good. I picked up some supplies last week for the lock down. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Everything above is a just waste of money. Vodka is the only thing you need. You can mix it with any other drinks if you want a hangover. You can use it raw with a food if you want to wake up w/o a headache. You can use it to wash your hands if you are afraid of coronavirus or any other infection (HIV and even almighty syphilis won't stand a contact with Vodka). You can use it it clean your glasses or even to wash your floor, like my wife does (she uses Vodka to clean floor tile seams). 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			P.S. If you are a web designer, you are definitely have glasses. Sometimes you want to clean them, right? Just put two drops of Vodka to your lens and wipe it off with something soft like a toilet paper... 
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		 citrus, hazelnut, coconut, coffee, vanilla, cocoa... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Could easily cut out some of those and probably end up with a better tasting drink. Also Baileys shouldn't really be used in anything but maybe coffee if you don't have a better alternative ![]()  | 
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		 Here's another drink I use to make 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Vodka Rum Tequila Gin Triple Sec Amaretto Grand Marnier Tia Maria It's call a Boston Tea Party, like a long island, but with more alcohol! 
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		 Ever have Brandy and ice cream? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 I have a bottle of 30 year old scotch I'm going to crack open tomorrow night with a couple Omaha Steaks. 
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