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06-29-2020, 05:18 PM
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Biker Gnome
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Need a good laugh?
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest. SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? |
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06-29-2020, 07:01 PM
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Living The Dream
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GOV. ANDREW CUOMO: The chicken must wear a mask! If not for himself then to protect other chickens!
VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE: It is advised that the chicken voluntarily, under specific circumstances, wear a mask but is not required to do so although the science is telling us it's possible tho highly unlikely a mask will help the chicken. DR. FAUCHI: I don't know, I'm a vegetarian.
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06-29-2020, 07:48 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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KING MARK: *grabs some adobo, sazon & sofrito* Which road? How long ago?
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06-29-2020, 08:11 PM
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Good one stolen for fb post
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06-29-2020, 08:14 PM
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Slowly dying
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06-29-2020, 08:44 PM
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06-30-2020, 02:30 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cunt a4da chicken...
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06-30-2020, 02:58 AM
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good one, thanks for sharing
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06-30-2020, 09:49 AM
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Biker Gnome
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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06-30-2020, 09:43 PM
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To skirt KFC ...  |
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07-02-2020, 03:29 PM
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good one
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07-02-2020, 04:30 PM
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07-04-2020, 06:02 AM
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Good one
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07-04-2020, 05:39 PM
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07-05-2020, 01:00 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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