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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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![]() So, my carer announced that I was going to have a trip outside today (as they've spent all that money widening my doorway) and insisted I go down to the seafront and look at the sea...
So, I'm standing by the railings, just above the beach, looking out at the sea, when a group of four, hot looking, 18 / 20 somethings parade up the beach together. You can't exactly miss them, because they think they are god's gift with their unspoiled bodys and youthful looks... They are all either wearing the skimpiest of bikinis or the tiniest bits of clothing covering bikinis... When they draw level with me, one of them looks up at me and shouts 'Filthy fat fucking pervert'! Then the others join in - 'You sick fat fucker' -'You dirty old man' - You sick piece of shit' etc etc... I wasn't even looking at them particularly... Just looking out to sea and enjoying the fresh air... Of course, this draws a lot of unwanted attention to me, and others on the beach join in as well ! Really fucking embarrassed me that did... I mean, I'd been standing there for at least 20 mins before these girls showed up, and I'd dropped my shorts and begun masterbating at least ten minutes before that too ! Can't even fucking enjoy the beach these days... Sigh... ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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that's terrible man, people are so unjust
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Just get your shirt off and tuck your undies up your asshole too.
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Maybe they have intuition
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Living inside your head.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In your AirBNB
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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Dude, the yelling is the good part! Makes me feel extra dirty... I usually have to pay people to yell at me.
I cum so hard when a soccermom yell at me at the mall, that my load hits the roof in the cafe-area |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Vancouver
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a millenial teen....
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Let's Make Money
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Amazed at how you were able to hold back the load, I would've sent the little fishes back to the sea,,OR better yet -- the nearest screamin' mouth.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Earth
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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There are no millennial teens. The youngest millennials are 24-25 now
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If I were you, I'd start protesting by looting your local olive garden.
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wait, isn't it Gen Z you should all be hating now, not millenials?
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