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Old 06-25-2020, 07:29 AM   #1
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:mad Fucking Self Entitled Millennial Teens...

So, my carer announced that I was going to have a trip outside today (as they've spent all that money widening my doorway) and insisted I go down to the seafront and look at the sea...

So, I'm standing by the railings, just above the beach, looking out at the sea, when a group of four, hot looking, 18 / 20 somethings parade up the beach together. You can't exactly miss them, because they think they are god's gift with their unspoiled bodys and youthful looks... They are all either wearing the skimpiest of bikinis or the tiniest bits of clothing covering bikinis...

When they draw level with me, one of them looks up at me and shouts 'Filthy fat fucking pervert'! Then the others join in - 'You sick fat fucker' -'You dirty old man' - You sick piece of shit' etc etc... I wasn't even looking at them particularly... Just looking out to sea and enjoying the fresh air...

Of course, this draws a lot of unwanted attention to me, and others on the beach join in as well ! Really fucking embarrassed me that did... I mean, I'd been standing there for at least 20 mins before these girls showed up, and I'd dropped my shorts and begun masterbating at least ten minutes before that too !

Can't even fucking enjoy the beach these days... Sigh...
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Old 06-25-2020, 10:39 AM   #2
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that's terrible man, people are so unjust
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Old 06-25-2020, 11:09 AM   #3
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Maybe we should start some trending hashtag hype, so more people dare to speak out about this type of millenial behaviour?
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Old 06-26-2020, 01:43 AM   #4
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Just get your shirt off and tuck your undies up your asshole too.
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Old 06-26-2020, 05:24 AM   #5
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Maybe they have intuition
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Old 06-26-2020, 06:48 AM   #6
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So, my carer announced that I was going to have a trip outside today (as they've spent all that money widening my doorway) and insisted I go down to the seafront and look at the sea...

So, I'm standing by the railings, just above the beach, looking out at the sea, when a group of four, hot looking, 18 / 20 somethings parade up the beach together. You can't exactly miss them, because they think they are god's gift with their unspoiled bodys and youthful looks... They are all either wearing the skimpiest of bikinis or the tiniest bits of clothing covering bikinis...

When they draw level with me, one of them looks up at me and shouts 'Filthy fat fucking pervert'! Then the others join in - 'You sick fat fucker' -'You dirty old man' - You sick piece of shit' etc etc... I wasn't even looking at them particularly... Just looking out to sea and enjoying the fresh air...

Of course, this draws a lot of unwanted attention to me, and others on the beach join in as well ! Really fucking embarrassed me that did... I mean, I'd been standing there for at least 20 mins before these girls showed up, and I'd dropped my shorts and begun masterbating at least ten minutes before that too !

Can't even fucking enjoy the beach these days... Sigh...
I don't want to live in a world where I can't masturbate on the beach in peace
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Old 06-28-2020, 10:43 PM   #7
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Old 06-28-2020, 10:59 PM   #8
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Dude, the yelling is the good part! Makes me feel extra dirty... I usually have to pay people to yell at me.

I cum so hard when a soccermom yell at me at the mall, that my load hits the roof in the cafe-area
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Old 06-28-2020, 11:27 PM   #9
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a millenial teen....

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Old 06-29-2020, 12:54 AM   #10
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Old 06-29-2020, 02:38 AM   #11
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Amazed at how you were able to hold back the load, I would've sent the little fishes back to the sea,,OR better yet -- the nearest screamin' mouth.
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Old 06-29-2020, 03:19 PM   #12
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a millenial teen....

Clearly not.
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Old 06-29-2020, 04:04 PM   #13
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There are no millennial teens. The youngest millennials are 24-25 now
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wait, isn't it Gen Z you should all be hating now, not millenials?
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