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Old 07-06-2020, 04:54 AM   #1
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Enjoyment in having a foreskin, that you cut guys will never know !

So, I approached the public urinal, got out my cock and rolled back my foreskin revealing the extra sensitive head of my penis, and began urinating. A fly, a large bluebottle, that had been buzzing around the aromatic urinals alighted on the tip of my penis.

Enjoying the tickly, tingly feeling I thought to myself that this was too nice to waste, so I quickly rolled my foreskin back in place, trapping the fly underneath... It felt really nice and arousing as it wiggled and struggled to get free against my bellend...

This lasted for a good hour and a half, before it died and stopped moving. I retrieved it easily.

I feel sorry for cut guys who will never know simple pleasure such as this...
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Old 07-06-2020, 05:05 AM   #2
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Old 07-06-2020, 05:11 AM   #3
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Wtf did I just read?
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Old 07-06-2020, 05:18 AM   #4
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It's like having an asshole and a hamster
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Old 07-06-2020, 05:20 AM   #5
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Old 07-06-2020, 05:23 AM   #6
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You straight cut guys will n ever know the joys of 'docking'...

I feel for you, I really do.....
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Old 07-06-2020, 07:28 AM   #8
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i cunt a4da hamster...
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Did the fly look like Jeff Goldblum?
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Old 07-06-2020, 09:05 AM   #10
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Did you stay standing there for an hour and a half or did you go outside and find a nice tree to sit under? or back to your car and put some sexy music on? Theres more to this story I just know it lol
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Old 07-06-2020, 10:48 AM   #11
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I was circumcised just before i was 30. I know how both feel and that kinda makes me a god
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Old 07-06-2020, 08:31 PM   #13
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Unless medical urgency, I think that male circumcision is a crime like female excision...
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Old 07-07-2020, 04:18 AM   #15
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Did you stay standing there for an hour and a half or did you go outside and find a nice tree to sit under? or back to your car and put some sexy music on? Theres more to this story I just know it lol
No, nothing more to add really other than that this morning, I discovered that this fly tasted different...

Marinated perhaps? More like a tiny piece of chicken... The dead flies from my windowsill, that I snack on, don't really taste of anything tbh...
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A friend of mine got circumcised a few years ago in his mid 30's. He regrets it. Not saying everybody goes through this, especially if you got it done when you were a baby (you don't know what you're missing), but he says sex is significantly less enjoyable. It's like wearing a condom without one for him. Sensitivity down the drain.

Says he got it done because "women like the way circumcised dicks look better". Fucking simp.

I'm leaving mine intact 4 lyfe. I enjoy sex way too much to be fixing things that ain't broke.
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I generally do not notice much difference tbh. Obviously its cleaner but sensation wise its hardly noticeable
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Old 07-07-2020, 07:06 AM   #18
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Says he got it done because "women like the way circumcised dicks look better". Fucking simp.
This is a regional thing. I know the in the US/Canada it's "normal", in central europe we're almost all uncut and a cut dick is the one that looks weird for women. It should not be done unless there are medical reasons for it IE my little brother had too much and had to get it done at like 3 years old because he was having problems pissing because of it or something (I don't remember exactly). It's pretty much genital mutilation IMHO.
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