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Insight from young men.
An interesting conversation with my grandson and his friends.
They said that all men today are cucks. The reason is that it's almost impossible to find a girl over 15 that's a virgin. So guy today is getting at least sloppy 2nds but most likely sloppy 9ths. I can see the logic in their comments. It also kind of makes sense because the men of today are far less masculine than they were in my day. It also explains the huge popularity of cuckold porn.
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Sex with virgins is bad anyway because they don't have experience
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I'm old and I might not be around in another 8 years so let me make things easier for you. I'm an asshole AND an exploitative scum bag. Rod Fontana and I have the same fetish. I actually really enjoy mountain dew Women are like cars. New or used, it comes down to the experience of the driver and the way they're driven
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I like to poo in mine...
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So, are you saying if you're not first you're a cuck? Not really what cuckold means, but anyway...
No offense, but it sounds more like your grandson and his friends are incels.
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Yeah, it's the girls fault that the guys can't get laid because the girls are all just sluts, ya know? What a total crock of shit. .
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Because he's my grandson, he's like South Jr. in that he's got access to a catalog of broads. I'm a perverted greasy scum bag from another era. So I don't give a damn what someone calls me or if a woman has been fucked by a billion different cocks. All I'm interested in is the money and my personal satisfaction. On the other hand, If a guy wants something more than a cock socket then I understand the complaint. Today's women do great with guys like me. However, for a young man that's looking for a wife, kids and that house with a white picket fence then he's screwed because there's not a lot of those kind of girls around.
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Tell those punks to man the fuck up lol
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1. In my day there were lots of couples that were married by the time they were 19 and had kids and their first house. Never forget that we had the most prosperous, most stable and the most innovative society that ever existed in history. 2. Unlike my era, there aren't just guys that are friends of Dorthy. Today there are a hell of a lot of guys that BELIEVE THEY ARE DORTHY. Coincidentally, today's society is in the worst shit hole that has ever existed in history. The odds are that I won't be alive in 20 years. But I know where things are going and I'm glad that won't be around to see it with my own eyes. In 20 years the wussification and pussification of men will be complete. It'll be game over for males.
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And all the hassle after the deflowerment is not worth it . . .
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Was just going to say this...LOL
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![]() All these beta males ("males", really more like asexual dweebs) drooling over Instagram models, DMing them, sending them money via Vendo, going on Women's Rights marches with all the lesbians and ugly 30/40-something Plain Janes who couldn't keep a man when they were young and pretty in their 20's now man-hating all penises...fucking hilarious. Where have all the James Bonds gone?
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"Yo bitch where the jelly at?" is not feminist jargon Captain Howdy.
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Try "Cock or Walk." It's an oldie but it guaranteed to give you an interesting evening.
But if you want to try being classy. What the hell you doing wearing pants? Get naked or put on a dress! Women ADORE neanderthals
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I love sex with virgins because I am a genuine initiator ...
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