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Grapesoda · 09-02-2020, 02:18 PM

I heard a guy say: I had a personal hygiene emergency

SBJ · 09-02-2020, 02:46 PM

30 years ago I worked at a factory. This was before porn and I was living in Indiana and we had an ice storm. I had an old POS Honda that both doors were frozen shut. I literally broke one of the plastic door handles off pulling so hard. I took the door handle in with me when I was 15 mins late and they thought it was funny

Sly · 09-02-2020, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

30 years ago I worked at a factory. This was before porn and I was living in Indiana and we had an ice storm. I had an old POS Honda that both doors were frozen shut. I literally broke one of the plastic door handles off pulling so hard. I took the door handle in with me when I was 15 mins late and they thought it was funny

Always keep a hairdryer handy!

kane · 09-02-2020, 03:49 PM

Back in the early 1990's a co-worker came in one day about 45 minutes late. When he walked in he said, "Sorry I'm late. I was naked." No further explanation.

SBJ · 09-02-2020, 03:51 PM

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Always keep a hairdryer handy!

This was 1992 (the winter my daughter was born) and I don't even know if I had one back then. This was my 1st house and the only one I've ever lived in without a garage. I think I ended up throwing warm water on the door

King Mark · 09-02-2020, 04:00 PM

I didn't show up to work one day because the street in my neighborhood was just solid ice. It rained all day the day before and it all froze to the ground that night and stayed that way. Car had a solid ice covering. I wasn't doing it. This was before phones had cameras and apparently this only happened in my neighborhood only, so they didn't believe me.

Fuck them.

CaptainHowdy · 09-02-2020, 04:03 PM

I'm an englishman (at heart), there are no bloody excuses for being late.

Grapesoda · 09-02-2020, 04:53 PM

On time is late

Grapesoda · 09-02-2020, 06:19 PM

I knew guy that was some kind of archeologist, him and his buddies went down to Mexico for a dig, oddly enough the news articul was written before they left. They got to a whorehouse and stayed drunk for a week and went home.

The Porn Nerd · 09-02-2020, 07:59 PM

"I thought I took the pill honey..."

ruff · 09-02-2020, 08:34 PM

There's time and there's Miami time. Everyone is late in Miami, it's a point of pride.

Lexi BongaCash · 09-03-2020, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I heard a guy say: I had a personal hygiene emergency

Haha simple but genius

Grapesoda · 09-03-2020, 05:59 AM

yeah, nobody asked what it was lol!

celandina · 09-03-2020, 06:39 AM

Being late for school ( about grade 3) I have faked my dads note where it stated:

" My son was late because he suffered Myocardial infarct"

( we had an encyclopedia at home )

SilentKnight · 09-03-2020, 06:49 AM

A business associate who was late with our revenue cheque had the excuse he had to pay his own income taxes first.

With our earnings.

Grapesoda · 09-03-2020, 06:58 AM

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( we had an encyclopedia at home )

the good old days for sure

george MH · 09-04-2020, 01:00 PM

I was sleeping

PornDude · 09-04-2020, 01:35 PM

My niece accidentally deep fried her arm, so I have to take her to the hospital.

Nookster · 09-04-2020, 03:49 PM

I was being tested for COVID-19. This just happened. I was told to not come in for the rest of the week.

I was just doing due-diligence, damn!

Grapesoda · 09-04-2020, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PornDude

My niece accidentally deep fried her arm, so I have to take her to the hospital.

sometimes I say my cat got in the microwave

Nookster · 09-05-2020, 01:08 AM

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I was being tested for COVID-19. This just happened. I was told to not come in for the rest of the week.

I was just doing due-diligence, damn!

Bunch of weaklings. No retort.

Nookster · 09-05-2020, 01:25 AM

Looking for work. PHP/Laravel Linux manufacturing mofo here for hire.

klinton · 09-05-2020, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

A business associate who was late with our revenue cheque had the excuse he had to pay his own income taxes first.

With our earnings.

notinmybackyard · 09-05-2020, 04:16 AM

Best excuse for being late...

The condomS slipped off and they spilled inside me. So I'm probably pregnant with some guy's baby.

Funny thing is this happened in her private life and not on a set.

Brit in Cambodia · 09-05-2020, 04:54 AM

The flight from Phnom penh to Phillipenes was delayed

I met this business associate in London he assumed I'd come from South east England not south east asia. Barely any sleep but only turned up 10 minutes late. Promptly flew back 2 days later.

09-02-2020, 02:18 PM	#1
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SBJ So Fucking Fabulous Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,374	30 years ago I worked at a factory. This was before porn and I was living in Indiana and we had an ice storm. I had an old POS Honda that both doors were frozen shut. I literally broke one of the plastic door handles off pulling so hard. I took the door handle in with me when I was 15 mins late and they thought it was funny __________________ Chaturbate - Make tons of money from Cams! *Name Silo - Domains under $9 and free ID protect*

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09-02-2020, 03:49 PM	#4
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Back in the early 1990's a co-worker came in one day about 45 minutes late. When he walked in he said, "Sorry I'm late. I was naked." No further explanation.

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King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	I didn't show up to work one day because the street in my neighborhood was just solid ice. It rained all day the day before and it all froze to the ground that night and stayed that way. Car had a solid ice covering. I wasn't doing it. This was before phones had cameras and apparently this only happened in my neighborhood only, so they didn't believe me. Fuck them.

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	On time is late

09-02-2020, 06:19 PM	#9
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	I knew guy that was some kind of archeologist, him and his buddies went down to Mexico for a dig, oddly enough the news articul was written before they left. They got to a whorehouse and stayed drunk for a week and went home.

09-03-2020, 05:59 AM	#13
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	yeah, nobody asked what it was lol!

09-03-2020, 06:39 AM	#14
celandina Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,403	Being late for school ( about grade 3) I have faked my dads note where it stated: " My son was late because he suffered Myocardial infarct" ( we had an encyclopedia at home )

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	A business associate who was late with our revenue cheque had the excuse he had to pay his own income taxes first. With our earnings.

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09-05-2020, 04:16 AM	#24
notinmybackyard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,230	Best excuse for being late... The condomS slipped off and they spilled inside me. So I'm probably pregnant with some guy's baby. Funny thing is this happened in her private life and not on a set. __________________ *officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.*

09-05-2020, 04:54 AM	#25
Brit in Cambodia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2019 Posts: 117	The flight from Phnom penh to Phillipenes was delayed I met this business associate in London he assumed I'd come from South east England not south east asia. Barely any sleep but only turned up 10 minutes late. Promptly flew back 2 days later.