Some of the fucked up emails I get. (Please explain this to me) - GoFuckYourself.com

notinmybackyard · 10-18-2020, 07:22 AM

I got this email today

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Non-Binary Dérive
I think it would be interesting to go on a few masked escapades. I think we'd have plenty to discuss.

For those familiar with psychogeography or dérive, an interesting activity might be to query a quantum computer for a truly random location within a radius of ≥1km. Going on intent-driven walks to such locations often has fascinating results, but is not for the faint of heart. If glitching the landscape with an agender accomplice sounds intriguing to you, let me know!

I have NO idea who this person is or what they're talking about.

sarettah · 10-18-2020, 07:54 AM

It means "Hey, do you want to go hang out and walk to random places with random people in your local area?"

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OneHungLo · 10-18-2020, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

It means "Hey, do you want to go hang out with and walk to random places with random non-binary people in your local area?"

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I fixed it. You left out the non-binary part.

notinmybackyard · 10-18-2020, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

It means "Hey, do you want to go hang out and walk to random places with random people in your local area?"

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Seriously???

So is this like one of these Hindus that learn english from the Internet and now just speaks fucked up?

Ferus · 10-18-2020, 08:46 AM

Welcome to the interwebs - its called "getting past a spamfilter" ei. "the perfect trailer" where you dont know whats going on, and end up verifying the mail get is received and seen.

ruff · 10-18-2020, 08:53 AM

Don't waste too much of your life on emails you should just delete.

notinmybackyard · 10-18-2020, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Don't waste too much of your life on emails you should just delete.

Normally I do.

But it's 2020 and unfortunately not my generation.

I have to keep myself informed on how people of today think in order to keep making money.

ruff · 10-18-2020, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Normally I do.

But it's 2020 and unfortunately not my generation.

I have to keep myself informed on how people of today think in order to keep making money.

Good luck with that. My son is 16 going on 17 and gives no fucks about having or driving a car. What's up with that?

HairyChick · 10-18-2020, 12:55 PM

I got nine spam emails from an outlook email address. One of the emails was about PayPaal. Yes, that’s the spelling.

Or “u lik cvs farmcee! We gotta medeeson 4 u! Clik us 2 bi r medeeson!”

Yeah, okay.

CLSC · 10-18-2020, 09:04 PM

The reason spam emails are spelled like shit and have glaringly obvious syntax is because smart people see through that shit. The people that respond are tip of the iceberg idiots who'll gladly give up their life savings to a cold email.

HeitorMartini · 10-18-2020, 11:57 PM

I receive such letters once a week, it's not nice that someone thinks that I can believe it.

CaptainHowdy · 10-19-2020, 11:58 AM

Google Guy Debord ...

10-18-2020, 07:54 AM	#2
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10-18-2020, 08:46 AM	#5
Ferus Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,109	Welcome to the interwebs - its called "getting past a spamfilter" ei. "the perfect trailer" where you dont know whats going on, and end up verifying the mail get is received and seen.

10-18-2020, 09:04 PM	#10
CLSC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 32	The reason spam emails are spelled like shit and have glaringly obvious syntax is because smart people see through that shit. The people that respond are tip of the iceberg idiots who'll gladly give up their life savings to a cold email.

10-18-2020, 11:57 PM	#11
HeitorMartini Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 8	I receive such letters once a week, it's not nice that someone thinks that I can believe it.