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hamiltonsteele · 06-07-2021, 03:07 PM

I farted while working out at the gym. It happens... you lift weights and you will fart.
In the realm of farts this was absolutely nothing special. No smell, just some noise.

So some guy literally asked me to spray the air with disinfectant because of Covid
So I asked him if he wanted me to also catch it and paint it green while I was at it.

Sly · 06-07-2021, 03:09 PM

Sadly, I can easily envision CS basking in the fumes. Though slightly disappointed that there was no shart.

ruff · 06-08-2021, 06:38 AM

I started taking Wild Salmon fish pills and Flaxseed oil. This combo generates enough gas to power a small moped. I am, basically, a walking fart. Shopping at the grocery store, I am constantly moving through the isles trying to stay ahead of the nasty stares and stinky plumes. I'm thinking about getting an ozone generator for my boxers.

Klen · 06-08-2021, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

I started taking Wild Salmon fish pills and Flaxseed oil. This combo generates enough gas to power a small moped. I am, basically, a walking fart. Shopping at the grocery store, I am constantly moving through the isles trying to stay ahead of the nasty stares and stinky plumes. I'm thinking about getting an ozone generator for my boxers.

Try to drink soy milk or sauerkraft juice, then you will witness what does mean to be walking fart bomb lol

sandman! · 06-08-2021, 07:14 AM

Tasty1 · 06-08-2021, 08:27 AM

Next time you can say you use an assmask.

Or the special N95 Tampon

SekobA · 06-08-2021, 02:19 PM

CS would love to deal with that guy

06-07-2021, 03:07 PM	#1
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06-07-2021, 03:09 PM	#2
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06-08-2021, 06:38 AM	#3
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