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How to get a girl to swallow your load?
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I'll meditate on that as if it was a zen riddle . . .
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give her a extra $50
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Juuuiiiiiicccyyyyy!
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Blackmail works usually...
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The wise advice would be: "move onto the next girl that actually does swallow".
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If you have to "get" her to do it, you might want to reconsider your choice of partner, or more so, she may want to rethink her choice...
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I have a plan B
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It's simple, tell her not to swallow and she will. Works every time.
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In this case, I explain to the girl that sperm has a fairly rich composition of proteins, mineral salts and vitamins B12 and C. All these essential elements increase the health and the beauty of girls who ingest sperm regularly. I pretend that the most beautiful girls in the world are sperm consumers and my argumentation works with 60% of reticent girls who refuse to swallow....
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Most of them do this without asking
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Tell her it will make her tits grow...
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If you have to ASK................She's just not that into YOU....
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Do the puppy eyes thing and say pretty please?
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Ram is down her throat and blow your load. She'll quickly figure out what to do.
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Dammit i thought this would get a reaction
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If I can find a way to get a girl to come within 10 feet of me (One who isn't getting close because she's a medical professional, and its her job) only then can I work on getting her to swallow my load...
If it ever happens - unlikely - I'll report back and let you all know... |
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tell her its full of protien and it helps to loose weight.
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Cum deep in her mouth and tell her it was an accident
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Wtf happened to this board. Rename it to free dating advice for old guys
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If you have to ask you might be in the wrong industry.
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Begging usually works.
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Slip her a little ketamine and rohypnol =)
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Next time a girl doesn't want to do it, just swallow it yourself in front of her and see how that turns . . .
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I always say before it begins, “let me know when you taste it.” From there be encouraging... when you finish cumming tell her to hold it in her mouth because you want to see it. Tell she’s a good girl. Then say “swallow it for me,” repeat with the “good girl.” Pat her on the head
& bob’s your auntie
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![]() The surprise factor seem to work well with women . . .
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This thread reminded me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifkY...nel=Movieclips
I have no idea how, but why do you want her to swallow your load? I know it is a stupid question especially since this is GFY, but still why? :D
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Girl sometimes have said really nice things to me.
I remember the real estate agent in training, a short 30 something amateur who brought me a jade plant for some reason. After the head holding swallow she came up for air and said. Now THAT was abuse! ![]()
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blackmail always works, be a dick
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Tell her it is great for her hair. Was our birth control with my first ex-wife.
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this & that
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pff it's easy..
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Why do you want us to swallow? The deed is done, it's over...what does that do for you after the fact? I realize you want to keep it in her mouth when cumming, but why does it really matter what happens to it after you're done? |
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Not in the literal sense, but swallowing goes deep, as do facials
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Someone actually claimed that the real eucharist consisted of Jesus passing along his seed to be eaten by his disciples . . .
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I wouldn’t doubt it.
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pay her!
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Some hookers offer that but I'm afraid of the mystical (or magical if you will) bond that such activity creates . . .
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