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Period Pain and something thoughtful that I can do for her
Today is bad. She has major pain and my hands are beyond exhausted from lower back massages. What is some good advice here and something thoughtful that I could do.
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A high quality beer, which contains quality "hops" tends to give some minor relief. I was told that hops is a cousin of marijuana. Tends to help with head(aches).
Learn basic reflexology. There are pressure points in the places like the sole of the feet, that when pressed and massaged, affect in a positive way other parts of the body. Acupuncture, and specifically Bee Venom Acupuncture, where bees are isolated to various parts of your body, and allowed to sting you, is known to greatly help with pain, especially the lower back region. Good luck!
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It's not going to help now but have her discuss contraception with her doctor. A number of birth control regimens will effectively stop her from bleeding and having cramps. If she keeps up the regimen through menopause she can actually avoid it all together. A doctor will be able to determine the onset of menopause. (If I assumed her age incorrectly I apologize in advance).
"There are birth control pill regimens designed to prevent bleeding for three months at a time or for as long as a year. But it's possible to prevent your period with continuous use of any birth control pill. This means skipping the placebo pills and starting right away on a new pack." My wife does this and she doesn't have to deal with her period at all. |
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But I’ll do as you suggest & I’ll have her run to the store & pick me up a 6 & some honey asap Lol JK ![]()
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Thank you! Firing it up.
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I just reread your post, only now realizing that you stated "period" as in menstrual pain. The advice was for the lower back pain I assumed you were focused on. I'm getting old.
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Chocolates - Really expensive ones - Always appreciated and they release natural endorphins that help with pain and mood...
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It’s all related. I have sympathy pains
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Thank you Eddy
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I was like wtf
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I take midol when they are bad, that's all that works.
I also use the heating pad and hot tub. |
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I'd leave the house and come back later when she's hopefully feeling better.
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Red Italian wine... lots of it...
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Hahahahha! The corner pub is opened back up. Might make an appearance lol
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That sounds medicinally tasty!
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Motrin is the best for cramps and periods, or so the ladies tell me!
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An ex-girlfriend of mine got rid of all of her pms symptoms, both mental and physical, after 1 month of a nose-to-tail animal-based diet.
https://carnivoremd.com/ https://meatrx.com/dr-shawn-baker-md/ Beef liver especially seems to hold the magic...
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THC Suppository will help a lot.
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Do you have access to high CBD weed? Coconut oil and a crock pot? You can make an extremely effective balm.
Won't help for today but will be for the next time. |
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Some surprisingly great answers in this thread.
Drinking coffee during her period or increasing coffee consumption during it and minimizing coffee consumption the rest of the time can help a lot. I'm also a fan of sea salt baths. One helpful fix is an orgasm from a high powered wand, even if she is feeling anything but in the mood. Not really having mutual sex, just an easy orgasm to release muscle clenching. |
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Anything that’s puts me in close proximity to her sphincter I’m “all in “ lol
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Do you have the recipe? Please share. I’d greatly appreciate it
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Get her pregnant, then no periods for months
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I make a coconut oil salve from the big fan leaves of the cannabis plant (not the frosty leaves or buds). The leaves have therapeutic oils including CBD (as much as 7% CBD in those leaves). If you know a grower ask for the fan leaves, they usually toss them out.
I make a big batch with 3oz dried leaves and 50oz coconut oil in a slow cooker steeping all day stirring once an hour. Strain and you are good.
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An easy way to try Cannabis extracted ingredients (including CBD) and other synergistic ingredients (essential oils & more) is to order a free sample of Muscle Miracle for both her back & your hands.
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I think I'm posting in a GFY thread.
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Good weed, and deep dick induced cervix hitting orgasms help.. little red on the dick, won't hurt ya. ;)
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As a kid I also loved liver, more so than regular muscle meat. So I started eating it regularly again last year, about 3-4 times a week.
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Do you get hormone free liver etc?
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