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TheLegacy · 01-06-2022, 07:11 AM

So after reading this article and seeing how lame those hackers were (sorry perhaps there is more of a meaning behind it than I give credit for) I started to wonder - if I could hack into any site for a day what would it be? What would you have the most fun with? Exodus Cry website and link it to PornHub? or would it be Microsoft's download next Windows 11 at an Apple website?

Be creative... because these hackers below really didn't do anything impressive to me.

LISBON, Portugal (AP) — One of Portugal’s leading media conglomerates said Thursday that a group calling itself “Lapsus$” hacked the company’s online services, taking down some of its most popular websites and contacting subscribers.

Grupo Impresa said the attack was aimed at disrupting the company’s services and sending fake news messages to subscribers, including one that said, “Breaking: President removed and accused of murder: Lapsus$ is Portugal’s new president.”

The company said in a statement that the hackers didn’t demand any payment.

The hackers gained access to the company’s Amazon Web Services account and sent emails and text messages to subscribers, the statement said.

The hackers accessed some subscriber information, but Impresa said it had no evidence they got hold of subscribers’ passwords or credit card details.

https://apnews.com/article/technolog...b1d53521456497

lezinterracial · 01-06-2022, 07:42 AM

opensea. replace all the images with turds.
Do NFTs have private keys? That would be funny to post the private key of each NFT in the description as well.

I remember somebody hacked the monero wallet website and the download was a nefarious wallet that stole monero.

https://arstechnica.com/information-...aling-malware/

CurrentlySober · 01-06-2022, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

opensea. replace all the images with turds.

I'm listening...

lezinterracial · 01-06-2022, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm listening...

That was quick.
You gotta a bot that scrapes and alerts you for turd related terms?

blackmonsters · 01-06-2022, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

If you could hack into any system - who would it be?

TheLegacy · 01-06-2022, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm listening...

hm. why do I get the feeling that you'd hack in and redirect all traffic from those search for Dr Who Tardis to North American Outhouses for sale?

plsureking · 01-06-2022, 09:09 AM

considering i spend time every day stopping hackers and script kiddies, i just want them all in jail, or at the very least banned from the internet for life.

what's up with fantasizing about crime?

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Tube Ace · 01-06-2022, 09:19 AM

Forget world peace or end world hunger...

Hack the screens in Times Square and put up my dick pics.

Paul&John · 01-06-2022, 09:21 AM

Women's brain

Grapesoda · 01-06-2022, 10:12 AM

California lotto

CaptainHowdy · 01-06-2022, 10:41 AM

Nervous system . . .

CaptainHowdy · 01-06-2022, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Forget world peace or end world hunger...

Hack the screens in Times Square and put up my dick pics.

That has to be the most elaborate plan to make a penis appear huge on a picture . . . The most outrageous one would advice you just to put a can of coke next to it.

TurboB · 01-06-2022, 11:06 AM

No doubt xvideos.com needs to be hacked.

zijlstravideo · 01-07-2022, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

opensea. replace all the images with turds.

Hacking some online banking platform is fun and all, but not as funny as turds. I'll have to go with this one.

Dead · 01-07-2022, 06:43 AM

Facebook.....

Grapesoda · 01-07-2022, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That has to be the most elaborate plan to make a penis appear huge on a picture . . . The most outrageous one would advice you just to put a can of coke next to it.

This is a really good way. Take Polaroid pictures of your Dick and then lay them around on the sidewalk for chicks to find. You can stand back and watch and videotape the shenanigans

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TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 16,350	If you could hack into any system - who would it be? So after reading this article and seeing how lame those hackers were (sorry perhaps there is more of a meaning behind it than I give credit for) I started to wonder - if I could hack into any site for a day what would it be? What would you have the most fun with? Exodus Cry website and link it to PornHub? or would it be Microsoft's download next Windows 11 at an Apple website? Be creative... because these hackers below really didn't do anything impressive to me. LISBON, Portugal (AP) — One of Portugal’s leading media conglomerates said Thursday that a group calling itself “Lapsus$” hacked the company’s online services, taking down some of its most popular websites and contacting subscribers. Grupo Impresa said the attack was aimed at disrupting the company’s services and sending fake news messages to subscribers, including one that said, “Breaking: President removed and accused of murder: Lapsus$ is Portugal’s new president.” The company said in a statement that the hackers didn’t demand any payment. The hackers gained access to the company’s Amazon Web Services account and sent emails and text messages to subscribers, the statement said. The hackers accessed some subscriber information, but Impresa said it had no evidence they got hold of subscribers’ passwords or credit card details. https://apnews.com/article/technolog...b1d53521456497 __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Skype: robjameswarren RobertWarrenSEO.com Last edited by TheLegacy; 01-06-2022 at 07:12 AM.. Reason: added image

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