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bean-aid · 07-28-2021, 08:50 PM

that's really him

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...rypto-donation

ReggieDurango · 07-28-2021, 09:10 PM

Get her to marry him quickly - no prenup!

Alex BongaCash · 07-29-2021, 01:05 AM

I would ask to pump ETH a bit of course

Matyko · 07-29-2021, 02:00 AM

I would probably commit suicide

Sergio · 07-29-2021, 02:54 AM

I will try to get from him some insides. OR just ask to generate for you few thousands of ETH for example.

NatalieMojoHost · 07-29-2021, 04:41 AM

Say hello and serve them food? Assuming she's over 18, my daughter's relationships are none of my business until she comes for advice. It is seriously irrelevant who the fuck he is.

Tube Ace · 07-29-2021, 04:44 AM

Stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/c..._home_for_the/

My favorite answers:

"Introduce him to my wife."

Tell him "Don't pull out tonight."

Lexi BongaCash · 07-29-2021, 06:39 AM

I d tell him "Welcome to the family"

ReggieDurango · 07-29-2021, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

I would probably commit suicide

Why?!? You don't want to be a billionaire?

hamiltonsteele · 07-29-2021, 09:00 AM

Look at the guy's face cause he's already showing signs of a heroine addiction.

If he doesn't beat it then it won't be long before he starts looking like this

The Porn Nerd · 07-29-2021, 10:06 AM

I would assume he was gay and she was gay and this was her fake "make dad happy" boyfriend.

Tasty1 · 07-29-2021, 10:17 AM

I would hide all condoms.

J. Falcon · 07-29-2021, 10:42 AM

Better him than a Trump supporter.

CaptainHowdy · 07-29-2021, 11:10 AM

I'd be relieved that she won't be bolted to the mattress by him . . .

pornguy · 07-30-2021, 12:21 PM

Buy him a cheeseburger and send him on his way.

hamiltonsteele · 07-30-2021, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Buy him a cheeseburger and send him on his way.

Look at the skin marks and the sunken eyes. I think he's a meth addict and needs
a narcotics anonymous meeting more than he needs a cheeseburger

Zuzana Designs · 07-30-2021, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatalieMojoHost

Say hello and serve them food? Assuming she's over 18, my daughter's relationships are none of my business until she comes for advice. It is seriously irrelevant who the fuck he is.

NoWhErE · 07-30-2021, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele

Look at the skin marks and the sunken eyes. I think he's a meth addict and needs
a narcotics anonymous meeting more than he needs a cheeseburger

sigh...

that guy is insanely rich, an absolute genius, and has arguably revolutionized the cryptocurrency space.

So no... not meth.

dcortez · 07-31-2021, 03:45 AM

How is this not a hate thread??

hamiltonsteele · 07-31-2021, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

sigh...

that guy is insanely rich, an absolute genius, and has arguably revolutionized the cryptocurrency space.

So no... not meth.

Wealth doesn't make a difference.

They smoke crack, stick needles in their arms, snort lines and do all the other drugs a street junkie does.

Alex21 · 07-31-2021, 07:22 AM

His jaw line still mogs me

romeo22 · 08-02-2021, 04:12 AM

Don't worry only you will pay for few plastic surgeries and it will look better.

Klen · 08-02-2021, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

sigh...

that guy is insanely rich, an absolute genius, and has arguably revolutionized the cryptocurrency space.

So no... not meth.

It seems most of people does not know that is Vitalik Buterin

hamiltonsteele · 08-02-2021, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen

It seems most of people does not know that is Vitalik Buterin

Personally I don't give a damn how much money someone has. I'm very capable of making my own money.

So he looks like a junkie and dresses like he has a mental disorder. I wouldn't care if my daughter was 80
years old because I wouldn't let her date him. But I wouldn't have to worry because my daughter would
never go out with a loser like him

candyflip · 08-02-2021, 07:29 AM

That dork IS Ethereum, so Buterin is welcome anywhere around here. He's one of the smartest people in the world. I'd say she done good.

mce · 08-02-2021, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Get her to marry him quickly - no prenup!

Straight up! And buy shitloads of ETH from him below $5K since it will eventually be worth $1M

Look Chang · 08-02-2021, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'd be relieved that she won't be bolted to the mattress by him . . .

Rochard · 08-02-2021, 09:25 PM

From an early age I sarted explaining to my daughter that "all boys have cooties". It seems to have worked. She has little interest in dating.

TaiGhost · 08-03-2021, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/c..._home_for_the/

My favorite answers:

"Introduce him to my wife."

Tell him "Don't pull out tonight."

+1 - Thats too funny.

Klen · 08-03-2021, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele

Personally I don't give a damn how much money someone has. I'm very capable of making my own money.

So he looks like a junkie and dresses like he has a mental disorder. I wouldn't care if my daughter was 80
years old because I wouldn't let her date him. But I wouldn't have to worry because my daughter would
never go out with a loser like him

You should of know how having a lot of money is attractive factor for most of the woman no matter how hard someone might try to deny it

acwm.biz · 08-03-2021, 09:06 AM

he looks rich.

hamiltonsteele · 08-03-2021, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen

You should of know how having a lot of money is attractive factor for most of the woman no matter how hard someone might try to deny it

Straight from the pornograher's monologues.

Any man that needs money to get a woman is a loser. A pathetic example of manhood.

Women that you can only get with money are only rented, they have no interest in you

zijlstravideo · 08-03-2021, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele

Women that you can only get with money are only rented, they have no interest in you

And how many % of women prefer dating unemployed men?

Straight from a Good Charlotte song:
"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money..."

Edit: forgot the hail Vitalik, the almighty crypto god!

hamiltonsteele · 08-03-2021, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zijlstravideo

And how many % of women prefer dating unemployed men?

Male or female absolutely no one wants to be your friend when you don't have your shit together.
Therefore if you're sitting on your couch waiting for the government to give you a handout then
don't be surprised when the only people that will like you are other losers.

So I've given away 2 free life lessons.

1.) Gold digger women only want money and don't care about you. (Prostitutes are cheaper)
Plus any man that needs money to get a woman interested is probably a loser

2.) Get your shit together because no one worth knowing has time to deal with your
problems.

Now if anyone wants another life lesson then they're going to have to pay me. Otherwise
they can listen to that drug addict named Jordan Peterson.

lock · 08-04-2021, 02:53 AM

Look him in the eye give him a cripplng handshake.

Klen · 08-04-2021, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele

Straight from the pornograher's monologues.

Any man that needs money to get a woman is a loser. A pathetic example of manhood.

Women that you can only get with money are only rented, they have no interest in you

While i personally would never date a gold digger , i wouldn't call people which would do that losers.
It is done simply because they want to get what they want instantly without any trouble.

hamiltonsteele · 08-04-2021, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen

It is done simply because they want to get what they want instantly without any trouble.

Those are extremely rare. Sure the kind of man you describe exists but they're the exception and not the
norm.

I've had and still have a lot of dealings with the wealthy and for a ton of these guys no woman would even
look at them if they didn't have money.

Even today, when I send an escort out I have to warn her that she must fuck the client. Many of these
wealthy geeks are so pathetic that a hooker will take their money and leave them with nothing. And, I
get the angry phone call later.

Some of these guys are such losers that despite that they have tons of money and access to the best
doctors they still seem to need me to sell them Viagra and Caverject.

brassmonkey · 08-06-2021, 07:25 PM

he's about to make kool aid that sends you to heaven

carolwebb · 08-06-2021, 11:23 PM

Ask him is Ethereum 2.0 will ever come out.

adultchatpay · 08-07-2021, 05:36 AM

I will bring my Coinbase wallet and give him my ETH QR code.
"Can you transfer 500 ETH please, my daughter is yours."

Tube Ace · 08-13-2021, 01:06 AM

This is what peak human performance looks like.

k0nr4d · 08-13-2021, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen

While i personally would never date a gold digger , i wouldn't call people which would do that losers.
It is done simply because they want to get what they want instantly without any trouble.

There's two sides to this. If the guy KNOWS she's a gold digger and accepts that situation, that he is effectively paying for a companion/fuck-toy, then it's fine. If the guy is oblivious and thinks that she loves him, that's another story.

Klen · 08-13-2021, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

There's two sides to this. If the guy KNOWS she's a gold digger and accepts that situation, that he is effectively paying for a companion/fuck-toy, then it's fine. If the guy is oblivious and thinks that she loves him, that's another story.

Well yes, that is why there is sugar daddy dating industry, where you know exactly what you get.

Dead · 08-13-2021, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

From an early age I sarted explaining to my daughter that "all boys have cooties". It seems to have worked. She has little interest in dating.

Congratulations, you made a lesbian

brassmonkey · 08-15-2021, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead

Congratulations, you made a lesbian

V_RocKs · 08-16-2021, 04:54 PM

How old is my daughter?

15? I fill him and dump the body in the desert.
45? I wish her well.

Tube Ace · 08-16-2021, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

How old is my daughter?

15? I fill him and dump the body in the desert.
45? I wish her well.

What about 18-25?

JerseyPuma · 08-17-2021, 06:39 AM

$5 wrench attack

Applebite Media · 08-18-2021, 04:10 AM

He's probably a really nice guy, don't be so shallow!

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