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Yesterday, 11:58 AM | #1 |
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Ate McDonald's for the first time in a year yesterday
$16.50 in Canada for:
Big Mac combo: Large coke zero Medium fries and a single extra cheeseburger Today my guts ache and I've been farting for 12+ hours non-stop and slept like ass. Had to scratch that itch... fuuuuuuck!!! Big Clown wins again...
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Yesterday, 12:00 PM | #2 |
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I love my 1-2 yearly McDonalds. Always on a road trip, always regret it
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Yesterday, 12:11 PM | #3 |
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How the fuck are peoples digestive systems so terrible?
I always hear the same thing about taco bell online, "I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking". Is mcdonalds the same way now?? |
Yesterday, 12:46 PM | #4 |
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I like their breakfast but omg the cost now! Two McGriddles and a hash brown cost $18 in NYC.
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Yesterday, 12:48 PM | #5 | |
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Yesterday, 01:19 PM | #6 |
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I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.
When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to. |
Yesterday, 01:22 PM | #7 |
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Something is wrong with your health...I eat mostly healthy, but go to McDonalds basically every week or two...and never had any issues. And I have eaten in McDonalds in 20-30 different countries for sure.
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Yesterday, 01:29 PM | #8 |
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On another note, I know you into some new money and I'm proud of you... But $2000 sneakers and McDonalds should come after bills, stocking the fridge & cabinets and a trip to your doc for a check-up to see what your partying has done to your body. McDonalds ain't supposed to be doing all that to your belly and sleep pattern unless you got some other undiagnosed shit going on.
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Yesterday, 01:30 PM | #9 |
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Many people complain about increased sharting after McDs.
I don't have this problem thankfully. I eat fast food often
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Yesterday, 01:40 PM | #10 |
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Yesterday, 01:53 PM | #11 |
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Yesterday, 02:14 PM | #13 |
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There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.
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Yesterday, 02:37 PM | #14 |
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Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:
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Yesterday, 03:22 PM | #17 |
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No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition
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Yesterday, 03:34 PM | #18 |
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Yesterday, 03:45 PM | #20 |
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Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .
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Yesterday, 04:10 PM | #21 |
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Is this the soyboy of america thread?
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Yesterday, 04:11 PM | #22 |
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Yesterday, 05:13 PM | #24 |
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Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%
I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it. I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore. |
Yesterday, 05:19 PM | #25 |
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Ya man. Someone how left with 2 # 3’s /:
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but I got 3 for the equiv of 1.20 USD. ovbs tipped him. a nice old man who sells down the road what his grandsons bring mango season rocks my world gave one to a neighbor on each side of my place (they're not poorly, just a gift of mango is a good way of stating thanks for being cool) I recall I ate an order of chicken mcnuggets once at an outing with a friend and her fam. it came with a little dipping pack of sweet and sour sauce. had never been to a McD's before. recall it being tasty but many moons ago honestly got way more excited by white bread grilled processed cheese slice sandwiches, with brown cow to wash it down. my aunt and uncle lived down the block and I went there for dinner every time my mom made lentil soup or tofu cabbage rolls no way I could do McD's now, but like me of all people are gonna judge choices for others? stomach would flip insides lack the equip chemical compounds twisting and churn for want of mango for that we a yearn in JA McD's a naa exist only BK and KFC on the list the real with tastebuds quickly beat feet for the jerk pan chicken sold on the street lest I come off holier than thou beg ya some fya for my cigarette now I wish I could eat pan chicken, it smells so good and no skin or oil involved. just prefer them alive Quote:
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Yesterday, 07:41 PM | #30 |
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I have felt absolutely disgusting all day
HOWEVER I had to have my once-per-year McDonald's... I had a Big Mac Attack and I couldn't get that fucking clown off my back...
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Yesterday, 07:46 PM | #31 |
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This is McDonald's as it passes through my body:
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Today, 02:28 AM | #33 |
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Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.
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Today, 02:31 AM | #34 |
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Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.
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Today, 03:57 PM | #35 |
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Agreed
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