I saw an older lady at the store that smelled like marijuana? - GoFuckYourself.com

lezinterracial · 09-20-2022, 06:58 AM

I saw an older lady at the store that smelled like marijuana?

It smelled just like when the officer came to my school and burned some for us so we could recognize the smell.

What should I have done? Maybe I could get some cards for a treatment facility to hand out?

Not sure what to do. She was really old. But I really want to have sex with her too.

blackmonsters · 09-20-2022, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

I saw an older lady at the store that smelled like

Yo mamma!

sarettah · 09-20-2022, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial

I saw an older lady at the store that smelled like marijuana?

It smelled just like when the officer came to my school and burned some for us so we could recognize the smell.

What should I have done? Maybe I could get some cards for a treatment facility to hand out?

Not sure what to do. She was really old. But I really want to have sex with her too.

Well, if the store smelled like marijuana then somebody there was probably smoking some pot.

You should have found out who it was and asked to take a hit (or two).

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CurrentlySober · 09-20-2022, 07:52 AM

i cunt a4d2 see an older lady at the store that smelled like marijuana...

TheLegacy · 09-20-2022, 01:08 PM

I've heard of Senior Narc's before - very rare but they are great to infiltrate gangs first by baking brownie's then hitting them over the head with their purse.

DVTimes · 09-20-2022, 01:25 PM

Come to the UK, as though its illegal, many smoke it, and you can get it in 20 mins by having it delivered.

Some of the kids in the local high school smoke it on the way home.

digitalfantasies · 09-20-2022, 02:01 PM

With or without the marijuana smell, You should have immediately called the police, old ladies can't be trusted. It's better to lock them up asap. And you could probably still have sex with her within the average response time.
win win

Webster01 · 09-20-2022, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

But I really want to have sex with her too.

lezinterracial · 09-20-2022, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by digitalfantasies

With or without the marijuana smell, You should have immediately called the police, old ladies can't be trusted. It's better to lock them up asap. And you could probably still have sex with her within the average response time.
win win

Once an old lady ran over my foot on one of those store scooters. I just looked at her. All I did was look at her, and she pulled a Glock 19.

It was like a dream. Everything got slow. I jumped to the next aisle. Crazy old lady was firing wildly into the shelves, hoping to hit me in the next aisle.

I made it to the opposite end of the aisle while pulling my Springfield XD in .45 ACP and flanked her. She didn't see me and was still firing into the shelves. I yelled "hey boomer". She turned and I gave her the Mozambique Drill. Two to the body, one to the head. She slumped over in the scooter and fell over. The scooter exploded.

I grabbed a phone on a pole and announced over the PA, "clean up, aisle 7". Winked at the hot lady cowering next to her cart.

Tube Ace · 09-20-2022, 05:30 PM

Do you prefer self-checkout or human cashier?

escorpio · 09-20-2022, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Once an old lady ran over my foot on one of those store scooters. I just looked at her. All I did was look at her, and she pulled a Glock 19.

It was like a dream. Everything got slow. I jumped to the next aisle. Crazy old lady was firing wildly into the shelves, hoping to hit me in the next aisle.

I made it to the opposite end of the aisle while pulling my Springfield XD in .45 ACP and flanked her. She didn't see me and was still firing into the shelves. I yelled "hey boomer". She turned and I gave her the Mozambique Drill. Two to the body, one to the head. She slumped over in the scooter and fell over. The scooter exploded.

I grabbed a phone on a pole and announced over the PA, "clean up, aisle 7". Winked at the hot lady cowering next to her cart.

Bitch had it coming.

lock · 09-21-2022, 04:47 AM

Well done Biden.

G5 Studio · 09-21-2022, 05:33 AM

It's really a funny story. I would like to meet this old lady.
I'm not sure that I would want to have sex with her, but I think it would be an interesting acquaintance

Spunky · 09-23-2022, 10:55 PM

What is considered old? 40 is old. doesn't matter regardless of age. The reefer grabs people of all ages

TaiGhost · 09-26-2022, 09:57 PM

Blow a bone with the old lady next time. Then you both get high and get off.

I've smoked kif with a 90 year old man. That marvelous tabackee knows no age limits.

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