I'm at the doctor's about to get a prostate exam .. Any tips? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 08:56 AM

I've brought flowers and box of chocolates... Anything else???

escorpio · 01-17-2024, 08:59 AM

An open mind. This could be the start of something beautiful.

Valentin · 01-17-2024, 09:16 AM

Just relaaaaxxxx.

TheLegacy · 01-17-2024, 09:20 AM

Take a laxative - that way you'll enjoy it

The Porn Nerd · 01-17-2024, 09:23 AM

Um....no 'tips' okay? If the Dr says 'just the tip' RUN.

Good luck mate.

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 10:06 AM

Well, that wasn't as bad as I expected to be truthful. In & Out in just a few minutes (pun intended) - He even gave me some free drugs, so i cunt complain!

Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - But nothing that isn't to be expected for a man of my age - He says that it isn't cancerous. So I just need to take the meds and in a month, it should be back to normal size ! Yay!

seksi · 01-17-2024, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Um....no 'tips' okay? If the Dr says 'just the tip' RUN.

Good luck mate.

You might want more than just the tip to properly involve the prostate...

Cameltoepro · 01-17-2024, 12:06 PM

He is only going to put the tip in?

Klen · 01-17-2024, 12:34 PM

I still remember my last exam, it was damn painful. At the moment, i realized why girls are not fan of anal.

Zen- · 01-17-2024, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - But nothing that isn't to be expected for a man of my age - He says that it isn't cancerous. So I just need to take the meds and in a month, it should be back to normal size ! Yay!

Have you tried whacking one out since taking Tamsulosin?

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Zen-

Have you tried whacking one out since taking Tamsulosin?

I haven't even taken my first tablet yet... Only got them a few hours ago.

From what I've read, it leads to 'Dry Orgasm' - All the sensation, but no semen...

Sounds good actually - I may dust off my HP Reverb G2, & take up VR Porn again - I didn't like the mess when cum flew everywhere...

pornmasta · 01-17-2024, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - !

Can i ask you your symptoms?

SkynetHosting · 01-17-2024, 02:02 PM

The most important thing during the exam is not to feel both hands on your back.

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

Can i ask you your symptoms?

Sure. Takes a while to start to pee, and the flow is very weak. Just a pathetic dribble, stopping and starting multiple times until 'Finished' - The entire 'event' takes about 3 or 4 times as long as it should do, & despite waiting for an extra 30 seconds to have a good shake & get anything out that's still 'in the tubes' you still piss yourself a little bit after you have put your cock away...

I gotta admit that I do kinda like that last bit though, as it makes my balls feel tingly !

Its just the prostate 'squeezing' the urine tube and making it difficult to release what's in your bladder... Overall, no biggy, but it kinda creeps up on you over time, so gradual you don't even realise its happening... Then, before you know it, you are basically pissing yourself all the time!

Great Fun, but apparently considered to be unacceptable in polite society...

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SkynetHosting

The most important thing during the exam is not to feel both hands on your back.

Good one

The Porn Nerd · 01-17-2024, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Well, that wasn't as bad as I expected to be truthful. In & Out in just a few minutes (pun intended) - He even gave me some free drugs, so i cunt complain!

Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?

CaptainHowdy · 01-17-2024, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?

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CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 03:12 PM

https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

Poost your score if you like...

By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?

redwhiteandblue · 01-17-2024, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

Poost your score if you like...

By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...

Is it intentional that it's called the I-PSS score which sounds quite a lot like the I PISS score?

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Is it intentional that it's called the I-PSS score which sounds quite a lot like the I PISS score?

Yes, completely intentional. I believe it was originally called the "I-PSS in my pants after urinating score", but they found that to be a little long...

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2024, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Klen

I still remember my last exam, it was damn painful. At the moment, i realized why girls are not fan of anal.

I cant say I found it 'Painful' - More 'Peculiar' than anything else, but I'm certainly not rushing to repeat the experience...

TheLegacy · 01-17-2024, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

Poost your score if you like...

By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...

Mine was 5. Then again I drink a lot of coffee and water throughout the day

cordoba · 01-18-2024, 03:04 AM

I have the same thing, and needing to go toilet all the time is getting to be a real pain. I have tried drugs and they didn't help. There are some new surgical techniques that look quite promising.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/art...arged-prostate

Spunky · 01-19-2024, 11:32 PM

Never fun but necessary for all men. still relying on bloodwork for symptoms but know it's not the same as being probed

I'm still a virgin after all these years

VikingMan · 01-21-2024, 12:29 PM

All those years of bug plug training will finally pay dividends.

huey · 01-21-2024, 03:55 PM

Face the wall, and put your knees to your chest.

CurrentlySober · 03-09-2024, 03:09 PM

Thought I'd just drop a little update.

Pills have really kicked in now, and I'm back to normal - You dont realise how bad it has become, because it happens so slowly.

So my only advice is that if you are having any problems like I described in this thread - Just go and see the doctor - The drugs do work, and the exam isn't that bad - Good health everyone

Look Chang · 03-09-2024, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?

Many times, my gf says: "Once more, please . . ."

Look Chang · 03-09-2024, 08:02 PM

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jscott · 03-12-2024, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

So my only advice is that if you are having any problems like I described in this thread - Just go and see the doctor - The drugs do work, and the exam isn't that bad - Good health everyone

Great advice thanks CS and hope all goes well with you.

2MuchMark · 03-13-2024, 05:17 AM

Glad to hear you are ok CS. Cheers.

CurrentlySober · 03-13-2024, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

Great advice thanks CS and hope all goes well with you.

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Glad to hear you are ok CS. Cheers.

Yup, all good - Just wish I'd had it done sooner...

just a punk · 03-13-2024, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I've brought flowers and box of chocolates... Anything else???

Just relax and try to think about eternity.

redwhiteandblue · 03-13-2024, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yup, all good - Just wish I'd had it done sooner...

Well, you only had to ask....

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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 37,958	https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23... Poost your score if you like... By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...

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