So fucking tired of door to door soliciting

[blackmonsters]

Nice quiet day; but "ding dong", and awake from pleasant nap to get a sales pitch at the front door, or some religious nut asking for money.
And fuck, they can be aggressive when you tell them no thanks; because they are trained to
do that.

Twice already today, I've had to tell these scammer to leave my yard.
How do I know if these strangers are up to anything good?
I never heard anyone say "Wow, I got a cool deal from a door to door sales person".

That's because it's all bullshit.

[fuzebox]

Yep. It's pest control season here, there's a crew of guys going door to door on hoverboards and onewheels and trying to get you to swipe your credit card on an ipad, claiming that made up neighbors already did and you're getting a great deal.

[gtsix]

get a few rottweilers and build some fence around so they don't have to be kept on chain outdoors... (don't know what type of house you live in though)

none of these people will bother you anymore

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by gtsix

get a few rottweilers and build some fence around so they don't have to be kept on chain outdoors... (don't know what type of house you live in though)

none of these people will bother you anymore

Yeah; but the cost to feed the dogs is too much.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Yep. It's pest control season here, there's a crew of guys going door to door on hoverboards and onewheels and trying to get you to swipe your credit card on an ipad, claiming that made up neighbors already did and you're getting a great deal.

"Pest control"?

The problem is that they are the pest.

[gtsix]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yeah; but the cost to feed the dogs is too much.

feed them the people who are trying to get in

[The Porn Nerd]

Heck you must live in a house in a decent neighborhood. LOL

My place in el barrio? Ain't nobody knocking on any doors around here yo except maybe the burrito delivery amigos.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by gtsix

feed them the people who are trying to get in

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Heck you must live in a house in a decent neighborhood. LOL

My place in el barrio? Ain't nobody knocking on any doors around here yo except maybe the burrito delivery amigos.

Yep, it's not even close to what I consider middle class; but it's old school Black neighborhood.
People mow their lawn and STFU!

Most people here now are either elderly, or they inherited the house that they grew up in and know how to live here.
The new people in the rental homes have to be "trained". They come in blasting subwoffers and acting stupid; but I see that eviction notice on their door in a year. LOL!

[blackmonsters]

Just slammed the door on a third asshole.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

So fucking tired of door to door soliciting

I thought you had found a new job, and weren't happy with it from the title

[Mr Pheer]

Spend $9, enjoy some peace

https://amzn.to/3WYTptH

[Rochard]

We have a sign outside that says no soliciting. Cannot remember the last time someone knocked on our door.

[kdz]

Originally Posted by Rochard

We have a sign outside that says no soliciting. Cannot remember the last time someone knocked on our door.

[OneHungLo]

3 people in a day? I can honestly say I haven't had 3 people in 25 years. My town must be stingy with solicitor permits (thank fucking god).

[fuzebox]

Originally Posted by Rochard

We have a sign outside that says no soliciting. Cannot remember the last time someone knocked on our door.

I just put a "no soliciting" sticker on my Ring doorbell. Didn't want to mess up my house with signs but here we are.

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

3 people in a day? I can honestly say I haven't had 3 people in 25 years. My town must be stingy with solicitor permits (thank fucking god).

Never happens. So weird.

When I was a kid, we used to go door to door asking for donations for softball. That never happens around here.

[escorpio]

I once had some Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door while I was high on mushrooms. Boy, were they sorry. Nobody wants to talk about God, Heaven, Hell, and the Universe more than someone who's tripping balls. Not even Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Just slammed the door on a third asshole.

Okay you haven't setup a webcam for GFY's enjoyment WHY?? WHY MOFO WHY???

[mechanicvirus]

Originally Posted by Rochard

We have a sign outside that says no soliciting. Cannot remember the last time someone knocked on our door.

Same, and a dog. It works!

[brassmonkey]

print and tape to your window...

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

Originally Posted by escorpio

I once had some Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door while I was high on mushrooms. Boy, were they sorry. Nobody wants to talk about God, Heaven, Hell, and the Universe more than someone who's tripping balls. Not even Jehovah's Witnesses.

That's hysterical.

[King Mark]

Been a while, but I'm the guy that enthusiastically lets the Mormons in so you can tell me all about Joseph Smith over coffee. It's really just to bait and troll. You gonna think shit is real sweet until my kid intellectually destroys you in the most polite way possible and walks off like a boss. We had a whole script for them. But I'm sure they sent the memo to skip my place years ago.

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Heck you must live in a house in a decent neighborhood. LOL

My place in el barrio? Ain't nobody knocking on any doors around here yo except maybe the burrito delivery amigos.

Nice! That's where I was born. Right in Metropolitan.

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Nice quiet day; but "ding dong", and awake from pleasant nap to get a sales pitch at the front door, or some religious nut asking for money.
And fuck, they can be aggressive when you tell them no thanks; because they are trained to
do that.

Twice already today, I've had to tell these scammer to leave my yard.
How do I know if these strangers are up to anything good?
I never heard anyone say "Wow, I got a cool deal from a door to door sales person".

That's because it's all bullshit.

Happened to us once. Turned out it was a burglar ring that was in the paper. The guy kept asking my gf to repeat herself on how to get to the center of town. I got off the couch and was like wtf are you deaf? She called the police because it seemed odd. They got arrested and had all kinds of shit in their car.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

had all kinds of shit in their car.

i lik car...

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

print and tape to your window...

Saved to hard drive.

[Huggles]

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to prank Blackmonsters by pretending to be door-to-door salesmen and showing up at his house...

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to prank Blackmonsters by pretending to be door-to-door salesmen and showing up at his house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUccLZPRGjk


Real fun.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Real fun.

It's just a prank bro!

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Huggles

It's just a prank bro!

I only use prank bullets bro.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I only use prank bullets bro.

Prank Bullets would be a great name for a band

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Prank Bullets would be a great name for a band

STFU, you creepy ass loser.

[ANAL PASTE]

Install cameras and tell them to look up and smile.

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

STFU, you creepy ass loser.

Lmao....

[CaptainHowdy]

You're missing out . . .

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

STFU, you creepy ass loser.

Yo momma!

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Yo momma!

[VikingMan]

Some of those Mormon women are super hot. If you want to solve the problem just put police tape across your front door.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by VikingMan

Mormon women

I had sex with a mormon woman who left her panties at my place and they had runes and writing etched on them

[RyuLion]

We used to have Johava Witness try to get us to convert from Cathelic but one day I answerd the door naked and they never bother me again..

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i lik car...

Lmfao!! You rock

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

We used to have Johava Witness try to get us to convert from Cathelic but one day I answerd the door naked and they never bother me again..

come as you are

[Huggles]

Trying to find a picture of mormon magic underwear is not easy, the ones in Vancouver don't believe in blood transfusions and they even have their own really tight-knit communities. Some of the women become extreme hippies, several dreadlocked rasta hippie woman I've met in Canada were mormon and they practice their own version of LDS-new age healing. The hippie chicks become hippie chicks so they avoid polygamy rife in their communities. Bountiful, B.C., is a town in Canada that cranks out wild mormon hippie chicks like a factory.

[TurboB]

Show them your cock next time.

[Evil Chris]

Door to door solicitation is so annoying.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by TurboB

Show them your cock next time.

. . .

[adultbizwork]

[Trolleater]

I did door-to-door sales for a telecommunications company and crushed it. It's like anything, if you're good at your job, people will appreciate your effort, whether they're interested or not. If you're shit at it, or too aggressive, you're just going to annoy/piss people off.

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by Trolleater

I did door-to-door sales for a telecommunications company and crushed it. It's like anything, if you're good at your job, people will appreciate your effort, whether they're interested or not. If you're shit at it, or too aggressive, you're just going to annoy/piss people off.

Maybe it's different in Canada, but I don't ever appreciate someone uninvited knocking on my door and trying to sell me something I didn't ask for in the first place.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Maybe it's different in Canada, but I don't ever appreciate someone uninvited knocking on my door and trying to sell me something I didn't ask for in the first place.