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Old 06-01-2024, 12:21 PM   #1
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Web development dream sheets
I call these requirements a "dream sheet" :

HTML & CSS
JavaScript
-NodeJS
-Websockets/Socket.io
Python
PHP
SQL or Mongo (Preferably Mongo)
Basic knowledge of Linux OS and Apache web server


But I admit that I know 80% of that.
Why don't they just say "genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one."
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Old 06-03-2024, 04:23 PM   #2
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that sir, is a web developer... guess you're 80% of the way there.
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Old 06-03-2024, 04:45 PM   #3
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HTML & CSS
JavaScript
-NodeJS
-Websockets/Socket.io
Python
PHP
SQL or Mongo (Preferably Mongo)
Basic knowledge of Linux OS and Apache web server
I know all of this stuff extremely well, except for Mongo. I have done a couple of projects with it and learned it "on the fly" with a client a few years ago. It's not my favourite, but I can appreciate it.

What do you need help with?
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Old 06-03-2024, 06:31 PM   #4
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that sir, is a web developer... guess you're 80% of the way there.
Yeah, so weird how I did it here for 22 years.
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Old 06-03-2024, 06:38 PM   #5
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Yeah, so weird how I did it here for 22 years.
but then ya just said this

"Why don't they just say genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one."

Implying that those very basic requirements for a web developer were somehow genius level skills.

Talkin' outta both sides of your mouth here man...
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Old 06-03-2024, 07:17 PM   #6
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but then ya just said this

"Why don't they just say genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one."

Implying that those very basic requirements for a web developer were somehow genius level skills.

Talkin' outta both sides of your mouth here man...
You're a genius. Go be happy some where else about it.
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Old 06-04-2024, 11:13 PM   #7
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You're a genius.
No, thats the thing, im basically retarded, and my skillset far exceeds your "dream sheats"

anyway wasnt totally tryng to shit on you, but surprised to see these junior level skills described as genius level

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Old 06-05-2024, 01:46 AM   #8
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We're looking for employees with the following skillset:

- Can breathe oxygen
- Can drink liquids
- Can defecate
- Can sleep

Hit me up if you think that you fit these requirements, salary based on experience
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Old 06-05-2024, 02:15 AM   #9
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We're looking for employees with the following skillset:

- Can breathe oxygen
- Can drink liquids
- Can defecate
- Can sleep

Hit me up if you think that you fit these requirements, salary based on experience
I excel at that! Hitting you up now with lots of pictures and videos of my 'skill'
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Old 06-05-2024, 09:07 AM   #10
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No, thats the thing, im basically retarded, and my skillset far exceeds your "dream sheats"

anyway wasnt totally tryng to shit on you, but surprised to see these junior level skills described as genius level

Dude, jack off to porn instead of my post.
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Just had a giggle about how after 20+ years talking shit on this board, you don't meet junior web dev skill set.

full belly roll laugh haha
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Old 06-20-2024, 09:30 PM   #14
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Just had a giggle about how after 20+ years talking shit on this board, you don't meet junior web dev skill set.

full belly roll laugh haha
Annnnnd the shit-slinging has begun!

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Old 06-20-2024, 09:35 PM   #15
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Annnnnd the shit-slinging has begun!
Best part is this loser is clearly looking for work, or wouldnt be stressed about these "very basic" requirements.

And yet daily, I'm tossing out resumes that far exceed them.

20 years of shit talk, and hes soon toast, couldnt happen to a better person.
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