Life’s fucked, but I gotta plan

[Huggles]

Hey GFY,

Life’s been doing its best impression of a train wreck lately. I’ve got 30 days to get my shit together before a ?-month exile to New Orleans-a place of hurricanes, voodoo women, and bad decisions. Why? Long story. PM me if you’re curious, but bring a stiff drink because shit's fucked.

Here’s the opening act of this 3 ring circus shitshow I call my life: I’m hustling to make ends meet, fell down on some ice and broke my ass bone. Kind of ready to edit videos into goon-worthy compilations. I could use a little highroller help to turn this dumpster fire into a sunny day again.

1. May I borrow your content to print money?

For years, I’ve been piecing together video compilations and doing uploads for Duke Dollars and a couple others, but my 2nd best sponsor, Dirty D, passed away awhile back. Now I need more sponsors because I haven't reached out to other little big programs for a loooooong time. The goal? $50 a day. That’s all I need to keep the lights on, the vodka cold, and a shred of hope for a better tomorrow alive.



Got some crusty old content lying around? Let me pimpslap a watermark on it, mash it into a compilation of 720p-ish videos featuring fast cuts and a good selection of the babes to lure people to sign up with, and we’ll both make a buck. You own the domain name and just re-direct it to my affiliate code, complete freedom. You provide the content, I do the compilation building, and money flows towards us both. Consistent uploads described in a way to get type-in traffic.



2. Dugmor!’s $88.88 fever dream
Dugmor! dropped $88.88 for my 8888th post, and there is no way I'm going to let him down. I’m diving into Unreal Engine 5.5 to turn him into a metahuman-fully interactive, a fucking video game avatar you can talk to. You could have nearly endless lines of dialog because with the AI, you can get software to learn the voice and produce a very similar speech pattern. The shit sounds almost identical to the real person's voice. Once AI is good enough, it could generate voiced lines on the fly. Imagine the possibilities.



Picture this: a hyper-realistic Dugmor! strutting around like a Traffic Cowboy in a virtual world, cinematic as hell, basically Hollywood but without the pretension and PDF files. Not a vanity project but a test of the very latest in cutting-edge storytelling; I want to learn how to make anyone a metahuman. Imagine putting a pornstar into a game. Interactive, detailed, and maybe a little dangerous. Basically you're creating a digital avatar of real-life personalities for use in games and virtual film studios. Once I can get to a steady $50 dollars a day USD online, then I can really focus on learning Unreal Engine 5.5 and Blender.




3. $50 a day saves my ass so I can teach my offspring how to spell correct
Here’s the deal: I need to pull in an extra $50 a day to make this New Orleans vacation to home school my offspring work. I’m not looking to buy a yacht, just enough to scrape by and keep my daughter from turning into a human autocorrect fail. I just need to edit and upload enough compilations to make $50 a day USD steadily.

My offspring is a straight-A student, but her writing is like Egyptian hieroglyphics. Her teachers think it’s her looking for attention. Writing in text slang during homework but passing the tests no problem with decent writing. As someone who’s written three books, this is like finding out your Michelin-starred chef daughter burns toast on purpose. I have to fix this. And I have to find a way to take her to Disney World in Florida while she's still young, you only get a few chances in life to spend a really nice time with mom and dad at a place like Disney World.



So, GFY, what do you say? If you’ve got content you’re not using, I sign up on your program, you register a domain with my affiliate link, send content my way and I build carefully edited compilations and upload it with the watermark that you own the domain of. [email protected] for business.

If you’re feeling generous, I am a cheap whore, hit me with a PayPal at [email protected] in exchange for photos of me lying drunk shirtless on the floor of my mice-filled shack!

Let’s make some money, fix some shit, and maybe, just maybe, turn this fucked up flaming mess of an e-life into something worth raising a glass to.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk, see you all at post 8888, it will probably be awhile but I am going to get it done. Long live GFY. Namaste. Peace. Whatever.

[CyberHustler]

Sig spotten...

[CaptainHowdy]

Did you get your wallet back ? ?

[2MuchMark]

Voodoo women and bad decisions? Sounds interesting. Tell me more.

[sarettah]

How come, when I read your post, I hear Hank Yarbo's voice?

[Killswitch]

see sig

[fuzebox]

Is uploading compilations to tubes still viable with unverified uploads disabled since 2022 and verified content partner channels enforced with the tube as the affiliate?

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Sig spotten...

Bet Welcher ^^

[Dugmor]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Hey GFY,

2. Dugmor!’s $88.88 fever dream
Dugmor! dropped $88.88 for my 8888th post, and there is no way I'm going to let him down. I’m diving into Unreal Engine 5.5 to turn him into a metahuman-fully interactive, a fucking video game avatar you can talk to. You could have nearly endless lines of dialog because with the AI, you can get software to learn the voice and produce a very similar speech pattern. The shit sounds almost identical to the real person's voice. Once AI is good enough, it could generate voiced lines on the fly. Imagine the possibilities.

Let me send you some more recent pictures of myself, because right now that looks like my younger self.

Awesome job and I am glad to be part of the project!

[~Evilin~]

The BEST CV text i've ever seen! Good luck dude!

[NoWhErE]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Is uploading compilations to tubes still viable with unverified uploads disabled since 2022 and verified content partner channels enforced with the tube as the affiliate?

Maybe if you spam enough of the smaller tubes using automated submitters. Realistically, its a churn and burn business model. Most give up when all their work is deleted due to copyright claims or some other reason.

The only people I see successfully doing it are either exclusive partners with a program or rotate through hundreds of accounts

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by Huggles

I sign up on your program, you register a domain with my affiliate link, send content my way and I build carefully edited compilations and upload it with the watermark that you own the domain of. [email protected] for business.

why not just sign up to a program & register a domain, use your affiliate link to direct traffic to the site in mention & edit content with your domain on it...


You can do that with my content & drive traffic to your own domain, linking to my site

[NoWhErE]

Me thinks Huggles has been busy. I’ve noticed a massive influx of new submit accounts on my sites