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I would just see it as a guy that wasted a lot of money on a car, but I'm not into exotic cars.
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If you bought a car just to stunt on us, you'd be the king of dorks.
And Huggles would be hating hard 🤣 |
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wot if i stole 1?
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Buy a couple of used freezers off facebook marketplace then fill it with meat that you bought directly from a farmer.
Grow or buy fresh lions mane mushrooms and make a soup. Put 6 drops of p73 oil of oregano under your tongue twice a day. Those guys with exotic cars will be lining up to suck your dick in a year or two. |
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wouldn´t want anything but a GTR...
![]() is fast enough, when moving from 160 to 275kph in about 10 seconds, you don´t need a Bug me or anything going faster, it´s fast enough ![]() and yes, have done 275 on the M3 of England, many years back... and to add, wasn´t scary, was literally just cruising ![]()
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to each their own but damn, that bolide car is hideously ugly
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There's one "kang" on this board who was driving 94 Supra and thought he was Elvis
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I mean a used 3 series makes you the king of GFY these days
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Personally I don't get the appeal of these cars, they are unusable on a daily basis, basically just for showing off. If you want something fast that you can also use as a daily driver, get a Porsche or something like an Audi RS6. |
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I think you need a yacht to impress. But yachts only cost money.
But a future classic car will be worth more in the future.
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Over the years - I've seen people with cars - boats - houses all claiming to be a king but shortly over selfishness and stupidity they loose it all and are humiliated.
Besides - if that is your goal - then that is pretty damn sad. Who'd want that? Now king of the adult industry>> that holds some weight for many reasons - it's good for all boards and trade shows along with respect from everyone. That respect though does not come from items you purchase but who you invest in.
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The King of GFY is whoever bagged the best and most pussy. Not me but I bet I am in the top 20. Pussy memories never go away. I know for a fact I fucked one of Rob’s models who he would have traded a car for. Not hating on him as he is monetarily way more successful than me but I bet I had way more fun. I was banging models and actresses while he was racing his Lambo making vids and getting tracked down by the highway patrol. I would flaunt my list of industry models I have banged but nobody would believe me. I will brag that I banged more than one of Charlie Sheens goddesses way before his crooked HIV infected dick defiled them. In fact one of his hottest goddesses was kissing and hugging on a model while I was fucking a model who he tried to fuck but she rejected his nasty ass. Not only did I dump loads in his future girlfriend’s I also got to pre-snort and watch his coke get stomped on before it made its way to his house because I was fucking the delivery girl who was working for his dealer. Pussy is literally liquid gold I don’t see how anything else in life matters.
That FINE pussy. Take your exotic cars and go beat off on them I am buying heavy duty trucks and investing in a repo company. I will post pics of my guys with nice cars when we get rolling in the new markets which are in nice zip codes. I fucking HATE cars because they are low to the ground and are death traps in head on collisions with trucks. Cars are for urban twinks and I can’t wait to be involved in taking them away from cunts as they their jobs and their NPC and gay tech stocks implode. If one of my guys ever gets a Lambo or a Ferrari or any other car, I’m going along with and I’m gonna make a video taunting the twink owner. Can’t wait. Almost as good as pussy. |
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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No, the King of GFY will always be Juicy D Links.
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Good Point
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Yearly upkeeping is usually about 10% the value of the yacht
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CyberHustler is a bet-welching piece of shit.
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Owning 1 or more would attract pussy galore.
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What is the ammunt of Pussy #1 and #20 had?
Than everyone can count if they are ready to enter the GFY King top 20! I bet i won't be on the bottom.
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My opinion is that you would be a dope for spending $4 Million on a Bugatti Tourbillion.
If you really want to impress, invest the $4 Million into a high-yield savings account or fixed deposit at a bank with a safe, stable, boring, annual interest rate, and share the monthly interest with Huggles. This would earn him a good $5k or $6k per month getting him off his feet, and you would come out hundreds of thousands of dollars richer after only 5 years. You would still have your original $4 Million too, and best off all, you won't have golddiggers lying to you all day long.
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I only have a modest car that I love a much . . .
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For extra extra EXTRA baller status the Jacob and Co BUGATTI CHIRON TOURBILLON SAPPHIRE CRYSTAL timepiece and the Jacob and Co BUGATTI CHIRON TOURBILLON timepiece would raise more than a few eye brows on here (God of GFY?)
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Take that 4 milly, move to somewhere poppin' and rent a nice place. Get a shitbox car that will do a burnout. Get some nice clothes, work out, make friends with the locals. In a couple of years you'll have a nice life with lots of money still in the bank, even if you blow a few hundred a night livin' the rich young urban dream. If your spare time, make a video game about living urban and all the characters you meet. There really aren't many "social adventure" games on Steam. Having a nice life has never been easier if you have money, having a shitty life has never been easier if you have no money, either! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() My last BMW had a Ford 5.0 in it! I drove the ever living SHITTTTTT out of this car, destroyed the differential... put in an M3 differential and I beat on this car all day long and it never broke down. So many tires burned through. Car handled amazing too. So predictable, could drift it in the rain with your eyes closed. Should be working right now so I can get another one someday...
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The older I get the less interested I get in owning any sports car. I used to have that need for speed but these days I can care less. I like my Jeep Grand Cherokee.
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If I was into anything other than heavy duty diesel trucks I would get a Rivian. They do great in head on collisions. Super expensive and time consuming to fix even a small dent however they are nice to drive
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I believe posting in the chaturbate thread that you make constant sales is the new peak of king of GFY.
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My soul only goes as fast as my feet . . . so that's my only vehicle.
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Then again… I was always a firebird guy. I owned 10 of those stupid cars. The t-tops always leaked, the suspension was awful and they weren’t very fast either… but I would still buy another one today.
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i wonder if most people even realise just how expensive a bugatti is. one could buy 20+ lambos for the price of one bugatti. i don’t think i’ve ever even seen one in real life.
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