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FillmoreSlim · 06-03-2003, 01:42 PM

ludacris
ja rule
michael j fox

m4tt · 06-03-2003, 01:43 PM

ludacris and ja rule are celebrities? when did this happen?

foolio · 06-03-2003, 01:44 PM

Drew Carey

Pipecrew · 06-03-2003, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

michael j fox

That would be tough eh? you dumbass.

FillmoreSlim · 06-03-2003, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

That would be tough eh? you dumbass.

it wouldnt be so much tough as it would be fun to beat the crap out of Marty McFly.

m4tt · 06-03-2003, 01:47 PM

arnold schwarzenegger

Monique Niccole · 06-03-2003, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
michael j fox

Bet you could beat up Christoper Reeve too

BabeHunter · 06-03-2003, 01:48 PM

that host from the show Cheaters

Mr. Jim · 06-03-2003, 01:49 PM

Joan Rivers....I think

FillmoreSlim · 06-03-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete

Bet you could beat up Christoper Reeve too

I dont think so.

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GrimShawn · 06-03-2003, 01:50 PM

I deff want to kick the living piss out of Carrot top, if I ever see him it's on!

jasonir · 06-03-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

That would be tough eh? you dumbass.

Agreed.

stevecore · 06-03-2003, 01:51 PM

gary coleman
screech
bobby trendy
christopher lowell
bob sagat
the sherminator
bob hope

Dragonsxxx · 06-03-2003, 01:52 PM

think i could take J-C Van Damme

nocostporn · 06-03-2003, 01:54 PM

Muhamed Ali
Martin Short
Tom Cruise
Lance Bass
Tom Cruise...while kicking Lance Bass' ass
Dick Clark

loverboy · 06-03-2003, 01:55 PM

Joan Rivers...

Rich · 06-03-2003, 01:57 PM

Eminem, the host of the show "Cheaters", and anyone from a boy band.

Rich · 06-03-2003, 01:58 PM

Oh and Craig Kilborn

foolio · 06-03-2003, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn
I deff want to kick the living piss out of Carrot top, if I ever see him it's on!

ya, make him use MCI for his collect calls

06-03-2003, 02:00 PM

I could fuck up Andy Griffith pretty bad. I'd keep slapping him upside the head until he was in tears, then I'd give him a flurry of rabbit punches to the heart.

nocostporn · 06-03-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Oh and Craig Kilborn

he's a pretty big dude...played college basketball

i think he'd fuck you up

hottoddy · 06-03-2003, 02:18 PM

Andy Dick
David Spade
David Hyde Pierce
Any Guy in Will & Grace
Verne Troyer
Peter O'Toole

FillmoreSlim · 06-03-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
Andy Dick

Andy Dick a modern day Milton Berle.

You do realize his SHTICK is to piss guys like you off?

stevecore · 06-03-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

Andy Dick a modern day Milton Berle.

You do realize his SHTICK is to piss guys like you off?

everytime i see his scene in Dude Wheres my car? I fucking laugh my ass off... best goddamn thing he's done.

Pipecrew · 06-03-2003, 02:22 PM

Tom Hanks Son
Vin Diesel (with help of about 20 friends ofcourse)

Exosist · 06-03-2003, 02:22 PM

GARY COLEMAN

C-Bass · 06-03-2003, 02:22 PM

Any Pop idol.....

gimme Justin timberlake first though!!!

hottoddy · 06-03-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

Andy Dick a modern day Milton Berle.

You do realize his SHTICK is to piss guys like you off?

Huh? What does that have to do with anything? My list responds directly to the title thread - "celebrities you know you could beat up." Doesn't say anything about "wanting" to beat up.

Herb Kornfield · 06-03-2003, 02:24 PM

hehehehhe, both of em

Machete_ · 06-03-2003, 02:24 PM

Flipper
Willy (free willy)
King Kong

stevecore · 06-03-2003, 02:26 PM

i heard stephen hawking was pretty tough...

eraman · 06-03-2003, 03:06 PM

smack the shit of that home alone kid......

Jakke PNG · 06-03-2003, 03:11 PM

Jet Li

Bulldog-Johnnie · 06-03-2003, 03:12 PM

Stephen Hawking

Christopher Reed

Teddy Penedergrass

Stevie Wonder

Jose Feliciano

Vern Troyer

FlyingIguana · 06-03-2003, 03:12 PM

eminem

Jakke PNG · 06-03-2003, 03:14 PM

Dolph Lungren could be an easy target aswell.

Machete_ · 06-03-2003, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Jet Li

I would like to se tha guy that would fight him - that would be brutal

nocostporn · 06-03-2003, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Bulldog-Johnnie

Stevie Wonder

sherie · 06-03-2003, 03:22 PM

Mike Tyson

candyflip · 06-03-2003, 03:23 PM

Tom Cruise. I saw him in person once and he's like 5' tall...not far from being a munchkin.

FlyingIguana · 06-03-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Mike Tyson

you know, i bet he wasn't anyone's bitch in jail

Danny_C · 06-03-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk

I would like to se tha guy that would fight him - that would be brutal

Jet Li is trained in Wushu, not kung fu. He admits he'd get his ass kicked in a fight.

I could do some serious Van Dammage against Van Damme.

JDog · 06-03-2003, 03:31 PM

All the fucking celebs because their pussy and they use their money to protect them...hehe

jDoG

Jakke PNG · 06-03-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Danny_C

Jet Li is trained in Wushu, not kung fu. He admits he'd get his ass kicked in a fight.

Dude... depends slightly against whom.
I'd get my ass kicked so hard not many could even imagine it.

Danny_C · 06-03-2003, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Dude... depends slightly against whom.
I'd get my ass kicked so hard not many could even imagine it.

Well, that's true... and Jet Li is in damn good shape, so I'm sure he could take the average person.

But, Wushu is designed specifically as a show art rather than a fighting art. The Chinese government created it as a way to maintain Chinese martial arts culture while eliminating the ability to use it in combat. It's no different than professional wrestling.

Having said that, I think Jet Li, Donnie Yen, and Michelle Yeoh are the best kung fu actors in the business. Donnie Yen is also Wushu. I'm not sure about Yeoh.

nocostporn · 06-03-2003, 03:42 PM

i want an eggroll now...with a side of wushu

06-03-2003, 03:43 PM

Is this about celebs you know you could beat up, or celebs you'd want to beat up?

If it's about ones you would want to beat up, I'd be up for a steel cage match with me against Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

I might lose, but I'd make sure I fucked up their faces bad and maybe gouged an eye or two out. Especially that mongoloid-looking Matt Damon bastard.

The only heart-throb in the world with Down's Syndrome.

Mr. Jim · 06-03-2003, 03:50 PM

have you ever mixed it up with a celeb???

The closest for me was Alexi lawless (SP?) the soccer player.

I was at Hennessey's in Dana Point and i simply said good luck and the guy flipped

I said oh I thought you were the lead singer of Alice in Chains....and walked away....that was in like 96

closest I have ever been to mixing it up with a public figure....actually it was not even very close he was just a prick and I made a smart ass comment when he was all bitter

FillmoreSlim · 06-03-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
have you ever mixed it up with a celeb???

The closest for me was Alexi lawless (SP?) the soccer player.

I was at Hennessey's in Dana Point and i simply said good luck and the guy flipped

I said oh I thought you were the lead singer of Alice in Chains....and walked away....that was in like 96

closest I have ever been to mixing it up with a public figure....actually it was not even very close he was just a prick and I made a smart ass comment when he was all bitter

dont yell at NHL players when you're drunk in the player services area.

DrGuile · 06-03-2003, 04:16 PM

I got the shit beaten out of me by Bob Barker during a Pro-Am golf tournament.

No wait, that's Happy Gilmore

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Is this about celebs you know you could beat up, or celebs you'd want to beat up? If it's about ones you would want to beat up, I'd be up for a steel cage match with me against Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. I might lose, but I'd make sure I fucked up their faces bad and maybe gouged an eye or two out. Especially that mongoloid-looking Matt Damon bastard. The only heart-throb in the world with Down's Syndrome.

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