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07-27-2003, 03:15 PM
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Caught my girlfriend in the act!
I'm not a troll. Many will think i'm a troll after reading this, but no part of this post is untrue or exaggerated.
my girl and i have been together for about nine months. i thought things were going very well, and our sex life, for the most part, is good. i do my part in getting her off first, always. here's how things happened: I returned home after a weekend at my parent's house. Iwas supposed to stay the whole weekend, but i came home early. i just wasn't feeling the whole environment at my house, and wanted to get back to my girl. Ugot home, took a shower, and got ready to go surprise her. i didn't call, because i thought it would be a pleasant surprise to see me back early. well, i'm the one who got the surprise. Sh lives by herself in a one-bedroom apartment. Ihave a key, just as she has a key to my place. i got there around 5 PM, and let myself in. i didn't think she was home, even though her car was outside. well, i was about to let myself out when i heard something -- moaning. Itwas one of those seconds where you think you're hearing things, but i heard it again. it was coming from her bedroom. Iwalked closer, and heard it again. her bedroom door wasn't closed all the way. i got by the door, and peaked in. i saw a pair of basketball shorts on the floor. I openedthe door, and the first thing i see is her naked ass, and she's not facing me. she is riding some guy's dick. i stood there, for about ten seconds. then she turned around and saw me, and kept going! Her exact words... "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..." i just stood there, but the bitch just kept riding this dude's dick. then i heard, "i'm going to cum all over your c0ck." by this time i thought i was just going to end up hurting someone. She had an orgasm, got up, and then told the guy he better leave. i didn't even look at him... She couldn't even look at me... she said that nothing could explain her behavior, and then i gave her the key, and told her i never wanted to see her again. I love this girl... what the fuuuuck? how could she do this? I caught her in the act, and she just kept going... and she even said those words loud. "I AM GOING TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR C0CK." I don't blame any of you if you think i'm some troll with nothing better to do, but this happened. Has anything like this ever happened to any of you? what kind of person can do this to someone? |
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07-27-2003, 03:18 PM
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Troll.
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07-27-2003, 03:18 PM
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a stupid whore would do that type of thing ....
she doesnt love you you love her , she is feeding on your love ... she must of had some fucked up childhood and needs love from guys and tha tis hopw she gets it ... sex .......... kick the whore to the curb and g get your self some fresh meat 
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07-27-2003, 03:19 PM
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I may of lost a ton of money this week with all this processor shit, but Damn I am glad I am not you right now.
 Just be happy you didnt show up later after this dude was gone and got sloppy seconds. |
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07-27-2003, 03:19 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:20 PM
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sheas NO RESPECT for you. to carry on is just fucking disrespectful.
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07-27-2003, 03:20 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:21 PM
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Get used to it. All women cheat.
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07-27-2003, 03:21 PM
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sorry man i had to hit your girl after playing some ball.I was horny
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07-27-2003, 03:22 PM
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yeah she has to be messed up in the head, i've known a few of those myself...it mya not seem lik eit now..but you are way better off without that
i tend to believe like some here though as well..most women cheat...i mean they get dick offered to them all day |
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07-27-2003, 03:22 PM
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I do not believe it.... Im glad Im single... and I thought only in Miami i would hear/read stories like that....
If that is true... i have no idea what to say... |
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07-27-2003, 03:22 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:23 PM
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ROFLMAO!
"Im going to come all over you cock" First I would of smack the shit out of the dude... than I would fuck her whole car up... than i would go home and find me a better chick |
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07-27-2003, 03:23 PM
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Did anyone else get a boner while reading that?
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07-27-2003, 03:25 PM
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Dear Abby,
Sorry to hear about that crap. Most of us have probably been cheated on once or more times in our lives. You are hurting right now forsure. over time it will go away. Probably best not to give her another chance. Once you find a new gal, you will look back and think, gosh she was fucked up... peace Todd
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07-27-2003, 03:25 PM
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not very many quality chicks out there that don't cheat.
i bet a super90 would take care of things nicely...
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07-27-2003, 03:25 PM
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get the key back... get a nice little minidvd... and go back next weekend.
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07-27-2003, 03:26 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:26 PM
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I'm sorry, but let me have my orgasm
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm sorry, why you here so early?
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07-27-2003, 03:26 PM
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You should have beat her.
My uncle caught my aunt in the same situation. Beat her almost into a coma and she needed reconstructive surgery over the course of the next couple of years. Cops didnt do a god damn thing, much much sympathy for a crime of passion. As a matter of fact, he beat her retarded, divorced her, and now she pays him child support. |
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07-27-2003, 03:29 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:30 PM
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this proves only one thing and I will not say it here
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07-27-2003, 03:30 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:31 PM
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I know it 's hurtful but just be glad that you found out now. Trash like her will only bring you down. Find a girl who'll make you stronger and wants to build something.
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07-27-2003, 03:33 PM
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I'm really glad I'm single right now, I'm a female but damn I've had men cheat on me in the past and they always did it when I've gone on "vacation" Gosh I guess they needed a break. LOL ROFL. Whatever. But anywho.....sorrry about that incident dude!
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07-27-2003, 03:35 PM
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<h2>PICS????</h2>
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07-27-2003, 03:35 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:35 PM
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Of a random selected group, genetically tested in the US, 30% had different father than they were supposed to.
Guess the mailman been busy....
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07-27-2003, 03:37 PM
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07-27-2003, 03:38 PM
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dude that sucks man....can't believe she kept going even after seeing you..what a fucking whore...dump that whore and move on.
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07-27-2003, 03:41 PM
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fuck dude, I feel really bad for you
I hope you will find somebody who truly loves you best of luck |
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07-27-2003, 03:42 PM
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you shouldn't of gave the key back, go back and sneak in her house and cum in her purse
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07-27-2003, 03:43 PM
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9 months is hard....I feel for you.
Once a cheater always a cheater.. It happend to me before I thought she was the love of my life..I was crrushed went to rehab attempted surcide...I was devistated...after awhile I got my head stright.....Found a better girl...and as the time passes you tend to forget..Trust me get someone else.. You don't need to take that shit..the wound is there not matter what your gonna remember some other guys cock in your girl.. Move the fuck on => |
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07-27-2003, 03:45 PM
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Its the nature of the beast. To expect fidelity from anyone in today's world where anything goes is nieve and foolish.
All I can say is get used to it. There just aren't many faithful types out there and the good ones are all taken. Best thing to do is just take jealousy out of your own character. So she fucked a guy. Whoopie dooh. Its not like she killed someone. She decided to have some fun while you were gone just like millions of people do when they get the opportunity to screw someone while their other half isn't around. Christ think about it, all she did was ride a hot dog and had an orgasm. If you truly are into her and love her, tell her that was a shitty thing to do, and next time to at least invite you to the party for a threesome so you don't feel left out. Its not the end of the world. So don't tear yourself apart over it.
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07-27-2003, 03:45 PM
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Should have pulled your pants down and made her suck you off one last time.
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07-27-2003, 03:46 PM
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I would have wacked off as fast as I could and cum'ed all over the dudes face told'em see you's later.
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Sorry to hear this, but if I were you I would end this right now. She's not worth it.
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It's amazing how many people read only the first post in the thread.
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Hahaha, he's a homo in the other thread but I wonder if he meant to come off as a big fucking pussy in this thread?
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total bs. If that was real, the second the girl saw you she would have got off the guy, and the guy would lose his boner because he would be scared he was going to get into a physical altercation.
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