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Triple 6 · 08-05-2003, 09:36 PM

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/US/South....ap/index.html

Triple 6 · 08-05-2003, 09:37 PM

How could they not look in the brief case? If they did, I cant imagine they would have thrown the fucking thing out!

Gimmy · 08-05-2003, 09:46 PM

that was pretty stupid

booker · 08-05-2003, 10:30 PM

Maybe the case was locked, and the criminal didn't want to spend the time to pick it or find bolt cutters.

Also, $250k in cash would be pretty heavy.. perhaps he thought it was a laptop or something else, figured it wasn't worth it and tossed the shit. Oh well.

I always say that 99.9999% of the population are completely incapable of successfully committing a crime. They don't have the brains, the nerve, or the ability to keep their mouth shut and not spend beyond their means once they pull the heist.

The scary part is, that we have no clue who the small sliver of the population is who can get away with crime, because they probably are

PotentMind · 08-05-2003, 11:04 PM

itsgonahappen · 08-05-2003, 11:29 PM

While that may be stupid, I can assure the WORLD'S DUMBEST THIEF IS and will always be - ass eating - ball suking -

eric suchomski

I refer to you the the messages on the board -

just search for the word - eric - and the jackass will appear

SYNIKAL · 08-05-2003, 11:43 PM

What stupid ass...
I'da busted in to the briefcase as soon as I hit an alley...

"Yea we broke into this truck, and got a briefcase. Dunno what was in it.. We ditched it on the guys property. We will go grab it later"

ldinternet · 08-05-2003, 11:47 PM

As for the guy, he won $113 million and now he's gambling it? $500 fuckin k? He should stay at home with Leisure Suite Larry or something...

I just hope he's getting a solid amount of interest on the some-$100-million he probably has left after an initial spending spree... if not, I smell another "I was rich but I blew it!" story coming very, very soon.

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booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	Maybe the case was locked, and the criminal didn't want to spend the time to pick it or find bolt cutters. Also, $250k in cash would be pretty heavy.. perhaps he thought it was a laptop or something else, figured it wasn't worth it and tossed the shit. Oh well. I always say that 99.9999% of the population are completely incapable of successfully committing a crime. They don't have the brains, the nerve, or the ability to keep their mouth shut and not spend beyond their means once they pull the heist. The scary part is, that we have no clue who the small sliver of the population is who can get away with crime, because they probably are __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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08-05-2003, 11:43 PM	#7
SYNIKAL Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,795	What stupid ass... I'da busted in to the briefcase as soon as I hit an alley... "Yea we broke into this truck, and got a briefcase. Dunno what was in it.. We ditched it on the guys property. We will go grab it later" __________________ ...........

08-05-2003, 09:46 PM	#3
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	that was pretty stupid

08-05-2003, 11:29 PM	#6
itsgonahappen Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25	While that may be stupid, I can assure the WORLD'S DUMBEST THIEF IS and will always be - ass eating - ball suking - eric suchomski I refer to you the the messages on the board - just search for the word - eric - and the jackass will appear

08-05-2003, 11:47 PM	#8
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	As for the guy, he won $113 million and now he's gambling it? $500 fuckin k? He should stay at home with Leisure Suite Larry or something... I just hope he's getting a solid amount of interest on the some-$100-million he probably has left after an initial spending spree... if not, I smell another "I was rich but I blew it!" story coming very, very soon.