Yet Another E-mail Spam...Same story, different day

[FreshC]

I get spam every damn day like everyone else, but this freakin scam always pisses me off. I have seen this same story so many times in one way or another and I can't believe someone would actually fall for it. Somebody shoot this prick in the nuts.


FROM:BARRISTER EGO EZE
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR
NO 24 CANAL STREET IKOYI LAGOS
NIGERIA.

ATTENTION:

SIR,

BEFORE I START, I MUST FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THIS UNSOLICITED MAIL TO
YOU. I AM AWARE THAT THIS IS CERTAINLY AN UNCONVENTIONAL APPROACH TO
STARTING A RELATIONSHIP, BUT AS TIME GOES ON YOU WILL REALIZE THE NEED
FOR MY ACTION. MY NAME IS EGO EZE, A SOLICITOR AND THE PERSONAL
ATTORNEY TO MR. JOHN RYERSON, A CITIZEN OF YOUR COUNTRY, WHO WORKED
WITH AN OIL COMPANY IN NIGERIA. HERE-IN-AFTER REFERRED TO AS MY
CLIENT.ON THE 21ST OF APRIL 1999, MY CLIENT, HIS WIFE AND THEIR THREE
CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN A GHOSTLY MOTOR ACCIDENT ALONG SAGAMU EXPRESS
ROAD. MY CLIENT AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES IN
THE ACCIDENT. SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO YOUR EMBASSY
TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENT'S EXTENDED RELATIVES, WHICH HAS PROVED ABORTI

VE AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, THE NEED TO CONTACT YOU.

MY MAIN REASON FOR CONTACTING YOU IS TO ASSIST ME IN REPATRIATING THE
MONEY AND PROPERTY LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY ARE CONFISCATED
OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY THE BANK WHERE THEY ARE DEPOSITED/LODGED.
PARTICULARLY, THE UNION BANK PLC. WHERE THE DECEASED HAS A FIXED SUM OF
ELEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS. THE SAID BANK HAS ISSUED ME A
FINAL NOTICE TO PROVIDE THE NEXT OF KIN OF MY CLIENT OR THEY WILL BE
LEFT WITH NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO CONFISCATE HIS FUNDS, A COPY OF THE
SAID NOTICE I WILL FAX TO YOU ON GETTING YOUR REPLY. SINCE I HAVE BEEN
UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING MY CLIENT'S RELATIVES FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS NOW
I SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OF MY CLIENT
GOING BY THE FACT THAT BOTH OF YOU HAS THE SAME NATIONALITY, SO THAT
THE SAID FUNDS AS STATED ABOVE I.E,THE SUM OF ELEVEN MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS [USD$11,000.000.00] CAN BE PAID TO YOU, INSTEAD OF
LEAVING FOR UNION BANK PLC. WE CAN TAKE PART OF IT AND LEAVE THE REST
TO CHARITY. I HAVE ALL NECESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED TO
BACK UP ANY CLAIM WE MAY MAKE ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST CO-OPERATION
TO ENABLE US SEE THIS ARRANGEMENT THROUGH.

I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE ARRANGEMENT
THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW. PLEASE REPLY ME VIA
THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS, [email protected], FINALLY KINDLY GIVE ME YOUR
CONFIDENTAIL PHONE/FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I CAN FAX TO YOU ALL THE
CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN THE BANK AND
ME.

BEST REGARDS,
BARRISTER EGO EZE [ESQ]
[email protected]

[spamofon]

ok and what the fuck do you want from us?

[FreshC]

nothing, just bored