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Old 08-08-2003, 05:11 PM   #51
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So let's just say again, there's no need to get gritty
I'll make this post and score another fitty
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:12 PM   #52
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Ironhorses stepping up, are you sure you want involved?
Step back while you can, I'm telling you you're absolved
You're a fucking nuissance but I got this problem solved
Natural selection baby, come back when you're evolved
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:12 PM   #53
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I love to shovel
underneath my erotical bubble
nothing is as hot
as my lyrical crotch

my mother is a penis
she has no indestructable keen-us
so let's take a break
from the hystorical lake
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:13 PM   #54
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In combat I'm the master
A lyrical disaster
I'll fucking end you faster
Than a country record in Compton
Playing on a ghetto blaster

And my tagline, don't sweat it
I simply pay dues, get it?
Why give yourself that credit
You aint got no skills, is that it?
Your GFY nick says you are UnDutch
Like your asscrack is hot to the touch
But I'd suggest that you just quit
Fore ole YTCracker makes you look like shit
Go back and build on your TGP's
You don't want no piece of YT or me.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:13 PM   #55
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bahah master of nothing maybe master of puppets
butt puppets cuz these rhymes that you spit just dont cut it
and country? represent tim mcgraw
keep spitting beef and get hated like brad shaw
glad that youre paying me dues - much respected
but your shit is terminated like if arnold got elected
go home listen to my records and take notes
in the netherlands the dope aint the only thing that got smoked
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:16 PM   #56
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Yt steps up and watch his bitches flock,
First I battle that bitch and now I'm doing stock?
What's up with you two, why you're on his jock?
If wallets are an indication, you'd better suck *my* cock
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:18 PM   #57
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Yt steps up and watch his bitches flock,
First I battle that bitch and now I'm doing stock?
What's up with you two, why you're on his jock?
If wallets are an indication, you'd better suck *my* cock
You talk about wallets like yours is full of plastic
It's nothing but condoms so more like elastic
Just like the numbers on your bank account
Negative $8000 is why you're shit'll bounce
Just like me I'm fucking out of here
Unless you want more you weak rhyming queer
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:18 PM   #58
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does the last reply even warrant a response

come on undutchable think of something a little better you were kind of on a roll
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:27 PM   #59
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Taking notes is for biters, now we know who the bitch is
Your rhymes are like blood so your mouth needs stiches
And I don't play with puppets, I just play with my riches
But if you like em, get a RealDoll, your only substitute for bitches
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:28 PM   #60
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talk about being on a roll,
being that you can't stroll,
saying you can rep shit,
you don't have to talk to me bitch,
man this shit got a me a itch on my dick,
I am rhyming lame, yes I know
shit I'm not a fucking GI joe,
undutchable start with some small rhymes,
then you can start talking like your big time,
I be throwing lines out from when you whine,
you smell like that fucking pine,
whats that mom? or your a stuck on that vine.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:31 PM   #61
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MaxTyme, I erase your whole verse in 1 line
Twist out your momz, get that thang from behind
And I stay on the grind, Where I'm at?
Ya betta trace the phone line
Pack your gat, Ya betta cock your shit fine
Cause I carry 2 nines, to justify the GFY crimes
Cause you say you fuck dimes, but you'se a lobsta boy
Fake beef make you clown boy jump for joy
when dudes bring it real, you gonna make that ploy
to hide under an alias, for you to annoy
more webmasters than you will ever employ,
But I ask you how you gonna win?
suckin cock? church consider it a sin
cocksmokin, stay bitter on coke & gin
life's broken, you got left by kimmykim.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:34 PM   #62
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well if i need stiches - your ass needs braces
to straighten this crooked shit you spit to me, face it
i rock the mic in the most off the wall places
trying to play ytcracker in gfys "trading spaces"
force you to fold like i was holding a fist full of aces
take all you said back and u might return to good graces

BEGBEGBEGBGEBGEBGBEEBEBBGEEBEGBGEBEG I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT TO SEEEEEE U BEEEEEEEEEEG

thats ruben studdard on teh chorus
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:37 PM   #63
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The real plastic here is your style, while mine is hard
And the plastic in my wallet is my buddy Master Card
Oh, condoms are from rubber, you musta missed that little part
How would you even know, bitches wouldn't fuck a tard.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:39 PM   #64
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Brad Shaw is his name
Is he jaloux of this Easton fame?
I think his posts is kind of lame
He should stay out of this GFY game

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Old 08-08-2003, 05:40 PM   #65
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you pack the plastic but i pack plastique
blow newbie rappers mouths off everytime that they speak
your condoms? never used em - you never get sex
just keep telling people that ur allergic to latex
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:47 PM   #66
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:48 PM   #67
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Take it back? You justify your name cuz you're on crack
Stupid little whitey battling the fucking mack
You're up against the wolf, little piggie, that's a fact
You ain't even a meal, you're my afternoon snack
First I'll fucking slaughter you, rip your guts out on this track
Then eat your lyrics raw, digest and find out that shit is wack.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:53 PM   #68
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first I'lll do this and then ill do THAT

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Old 08-08-2003, 05:55 PM   #69
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Damn man, you got me, I ain't never gotten laid
That's until I met your mom and knocked her up the first date
I guess that's why you're pissed with me, cuz I won't foot the bills
I hope you'll like your little brother, hey at least he'll have my skills
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:56 PM   #70
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well if youre so much the wolf you best travel in packs
grow a set of eyes and let em watch your back
youre right - too skinny for a meal - i aint got jack
but steer clear of my words when im on the attack
been rapping forever - my guts too big for your mouth
my lyrics are raw - right - represent nerdy south
too much shit to digest though - you look constipated
blew out your o ring when you defecated
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:00 PM   #71
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The adult webmaster force is not at ease
The someone has let out the killer bee's
And they are going to bring Bradley Shaw back to his knees
begging "Please Tanya still likes these".

Once again Bradley will take his licks and his kicks
just like when he was a snot on Y-not

They told him to go back to sucking his mommy's titties.
Cause this was a grown-ups board and not for kiddies


This won't bring you any more clicks.
We all of us know your just a prick
that likes to lick dicks and
this is just some more of your tricks.

Brad will Try as hard as he must
because his Amateur Beaver is just a bust!
And We all know that The Great Lensman is the one to trust,
He likes girls that have big busts, just like the rest of us. )


Then there's the one that took off like a snail
do any of you remember a program called teen mail???
Brad was quick to bail because he knew he was going to fail!!


And I know you all remember the time when everyone was going blind?
Mr.Shaw said to himself this time they won't leave me behind!!!

But even Doing his best he still couldn't keep up with the rest ;o((
Because even with his best crap traffic it was less then the rest ;o((


The dumb hick he must have thought they were going to click,
But they won't click even if you beat them with a stick!!!
So he had to think very very quick
he didn't want to be caught playing with his stick dick

Crap traffic has now been long gone and still we sing this song
Another one down another one gone Bradley Shaw has always been wrong!!!


Then 12clicks came along singing his very, very, merry song, and it
wasn't long before he sung "Bradley Shaw put away your dong!!!
your are taking way to fucking long, move along, move along"

Then Showing Bradley Shaw where he had gone wrong
He bought the programs for a song then it wasn't very long
before 12clicks had them sailing along to the beat of his new song"
Bradley Shaw takes way to fucking long
so I bought them for a song now look at them move along

Think hard and think right do you remember the big fight?
It's the one that made Brady so fucking mady!!!

It was with Serge Magoo who also like to play in pooh )

He promised to fuck little Bradley with a broken broom stick very badly!!!
knowing that his dick was no match for the mighty stick,
Bradley Shaw was trying to think quick
and he forgot all about his little stick dick.

He didn't have a clue what to do so he filled his pants full with pooh!!!
Then because he was still very new he screamed at Serge Magoo
"You stay Away from me cause I'll sue I'll sue I'll sue"
As he ran away going boo hoo hoo ;o(((
I'm going to tell my mommy on you ;o(


Bradley Shaw your Internet programs are so funny ))
Cause with The Great Lensman I make way more fucking money!!!


So you go ahead and eat your little lobster,
Thinking that your some kinda great Mobster


Now with this all said and done,
We still think your a piece of fucking cow dung.


Lensman has stuck by us,through thick and thin!!!
Where the fuck have you been???


You have tried to put yourself so high up on the shelve now you can!!!


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Old 08-08-2003, 06:02 PM   #72
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tdf wins fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the police
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:14 PM   #73
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Your guts are too big, but my nuts are too big
Gobble gobble motherfucker, twice the size of juicys dick
Self-proclaimed nerd leader, and skinny like a twig
You're battling yourself now? Then I'll just spam my sig
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:16 PM   #74
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haha nice lyrics yt, good shit for sure

as always no real offense intended anywhere
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:24 PM   #75
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absolutely no doubt thanks for playing with me
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:29 PM   #76
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Is there a wigger translator anywhere, I can not follow most of these. Looks like a few people have WAY too much time on their hands for a Friday night. Good to see I have made such an impression on so many though!
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Is there a wigger translator anywhere, I can not follow most of these. Looks like a few people have WAY too much time on their hands for a Friday night. Good to see I have made such an impression on so many though!
FUCK OFF IDIOT!!!!!!!!
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