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Old 09-20-2003, 06:31 AM   #1
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things you will never hear a man say to a woman
STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE!
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:34 AM   #2
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:35 AM   #3
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No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:36 AM   #4
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:37 AM   #5
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No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.
Depends what she looked like. A SNAG might say that.
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:39 AM   #6
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Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:41 AM   #7
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:42 AM   #8
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Ehm...
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:49 AM   #9
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No I do not want your best friend to come over for a threesome
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:49 AM   #10
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:51 AM   #11
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That woman I cheated on you with means a lot to me and I'm leaving you for her.
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:55 AM   #13
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I'll cook dinner tonight.

I prefer the red dress, this one makes you look fat.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:00 AM   #14
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:02 AM   #15
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Sure sweetheart, I'd be GLAD to take out the garbage, clean the garage and mow the lawn, all for a blowjob!
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:03 AM   #16
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Sure sweetheart, I'd be GLAD to take out the garbage, clean the garage and mow the lawn, all for a blowjob!
You're kidding me right? Every man would say that
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:07 AM   #17
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You're kidding me right? Every man would say that
I don't know man. I hate mowing the lawn.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:08 AM   #18
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And not get hit? :P
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:19 AM   #19
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We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:20 AM   #20
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:21 AM   #21
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:23 AM   #22
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What about that earlier thead from yesterday! The guy basically called the cops because he didn't want sex! Oral sex or just sex, he didn't want it! And know he's in jail for 2 yrs! Man jailed for starting fire to avoid sex

Now that's funny shit, if you haven't seen it already

Plus I did that to my ex, I got tired of her asking for sex everyday, after I just worked 15 hrs and plus drove 2 - 3 hrs home! You just don't wanna do anything but sleep!

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Old 09-20-2003, 07:24 AM   #23
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