What do you say you do for a living? - GoFuckYourself.com

Xster · 09-20-2003, 12:02 AM

When someone asks you what you do for a living, what do you say? Depending on the person I either say... "I'm involved in the ponography industry" , "I'm in the web develeopment business", "Im an Internet Developer".

Chris · 09-20-2003, 12:03 AM

Internet marketing ...

Tofu · 09-20-2003, 12:04 AM

I sell Hosting...

Gman.357 · 09-20-2003, 12:07 AM

I'm retired.

Trixie · 09-20-2003, 12:08 AM

I usually tell them I'm a pornographer, but sometimes I just say that I do web design.

Seriously, I went to church for the first time last week in the town I've been living in the past year . . . a man asked me, "so are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . teacher?" Like that was his guess, that I was a teacher.

I said, "Nooooo . . . I'm a pornographer."

He wanted to know how to join

nosey · 09-20-2003, 12:09 AM

internet advertising

Tylo · 09-20-2003, 12:10 AM

porn... its not like its a big deal

Lonny · 09-20-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by Tylo
porn... its not like its a big deal

Agreed

TheJimmy · 09-20-2003, 12:14 AM

just say you sell vids and pics of anal-gape...

people love that...

Gman.357 · 09-20-2003, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy
just say you sell vids and pics of anal-gape...

people love that...

GTS Mark · 09-20-2003, 12:16 AM

I run adult entertainment sites and or I sell advertising on the net.

DH

ztik · 09-20-2003, 12:16 AM

If a complete stranger comes up to me I always tell them I sell crack

Jakke PNG · 09-20-2003, 12:43 AM

I say I do porn.

tree · 09-20-2003, 12:44 AM

who doesn't love telling people you sell titty's and ass on the internet?

nosey · 09-20-2003, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by ztik
If a complete stranger comes up to me I always tell them I sell crack

Xster · 09-20-2003, 12:49 AM

When ever I say im in the porn business people think I am in videos. I hate explaining everything!

AmeliaG · 09-20-2003, 12:52 AM

I generally am confused by the question 'cause I do a bunch of things, so I pause and then start rattling off URLs.

TheJimmy · 09-20-2003, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by AmeliaG
I generally am confused by the question 'cause I do a bunch of things, so I pause and then start rattling off URLs.

goatse.cx

*******.com

?

MetaMan · 09-20-2003, 01:00 AM

i tell them i sell fake oaklies and rolexes.

4Pics · 09-20-2003, 01:02 AM

I just open up www.shitcity.com and tell them its mine.

AmeliaG · 09-20-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy

goatse.cx

*******.com

?

I'll have to remember those if anyone who really gets on my nerves asks

Nah, usually I say http://www.gothicsluts.com/ first because people remember it best and then I go from there

cheekycherry · 09-20-2003, 01:30 AM

Internet Marketing...

Last person I told (over a year ago) is now driving new sports cars and is rolling in it. (although foolishly I told him exactly how to make money).

KRL · 09-20-2003, 01:31 AM

Internet Publishing is one of the ones I uses.

Peter Romero · 09-20-2003, 01:31 AM

Adult Comedian.

apoklyptk · 09-20-2003, 02:22 AM

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Last person I told (over a year ago) is now driving new sports cars and is rolling in it. (although foolishly I told him exactly how to make money).

What's so foolish about that?

Amputate Your Head · 09-20-2003, 02:35 AM

I don't mind telling people I'm a pornographer, but I DO hate even mentioning anything to do with computers, because as soon as you do, then comes the endless barrage of fucking stories of how his sister's friend's dad's boss's cousin married a guy who had this computer problem..... (this runs on for at least 20 minutes minimum).... and it always ends with either a blunt question of how to fix it, or where to get the best computer stuff, which then leads back into storyland for more fun....

the last thing I wanna do when I get up from this computer, is talk about computers.

Toni · 09-20-2003, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I don't mind telling people I'm a pornographer, but I DO hate even mentioning anything to do with computers, because as soon as you do, then comes the endless barrage of fucking stories of how his sister's friend's dad's boss's cousin married a guy who had this computer problem..... (this runs on for at least 20 minutes minimum).... and it always ends with either a blunt question of how to fix it, or where to get the best computer stuff, which then leads back into storyland for more fun....

the last thing I wanna do when I get up from this computer, is talk about computers.

I made the same experience many times!

09-20-2003, 05:07 AM

Internet marketing, webdesign, or aduly webmaster...depending on the person.

rebel23 · 09-20-2003, 05:11 AM

web professional, internet marketing...

sacX · 09-20-2003, 05:30 AM

Doctor.

NetRodent · 09-20-2003, 05:36 AM

I say I masturbate caged animals for laboratory experiments.

cheekycherry · 09-20-2003, 05:53 AM

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Originally posted by apoklyptk
What's so foolish about that?

I spent years figuring this shit out, I go tell this guy and he quadruples his normal shitty income within a month and I don't see a penny of it.

Libertine · 09-20-2003, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by cheekycherry

I spent years figuring this shit out, I go tell this guy and he quadruples his normal shitty income within a month and I don't see a penny of it.

That's why you make a deal with friends you help getting set up in the biz: you help them, they use your ref codes, and *only* your ref codes.

Rep · 09-20-2003, 05:58 AM

I tell them I sell porn. Then the usual questions follow about major TGP sites they've been to or how awesome they think Bang Bus is. Usually the conversation ends with..

I'm the guy who gives you all those popups you can't close...

Oh, really? I hate people like you...

digitaldad · 09-20-2003, 06:03 AM

An out of work Alcoholic or Design and Development all dpends on the moment

Maybe when i make enough to by a gold wheel chair and hire midgets to push me around in it.. i wil say that i am a Porn Pedaler

cheekycherry · 09-20-2003, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

That's why you make a deal with friends you help getting set up in the biz: you help them, they use your ref codes, and *only* your ref codes.

Yeah, that's one option.

I prefer to just keep my mouth shut now. I learned my lesson. I only talk biz with people already in it.

pauliewalnutz · 09-20-2003, 06:20 AM

porn sites

cosis · 09-20-2003, 06:29 AM

webmaster

ADL Colin · 09-20-2003, 07:31 AM

Ice · 09-20-2003, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I run adult entertainment sites and or I sell advertising on the net.

DH

Same here

09-20-2003, 12:02 AM	#1
Xster Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 577	What do you say you do for a living? When someone asks you what you do for a living, what do you say? Depending on the person I either say... "I'm involved in the ponography industry" , "I'm in the web develeopment business", "Im an Internet Developer".

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09-20-2003, 12:16 AM	#11
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I run adult entertainment sites and or I sell advertising on the net. DH

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ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	If a complete stranger comes up to me I always tell them I sell crack

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I say I do porn. __________________ ..and I'm off.

09-20-2003, 12:44 AM	#14
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	who doesn't love telling people you sell titty's and ass on the internet?

09-20-2003, 12:49 AM	#16
Xster Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 577	When ever I say im in the porn business people think I am in videos. I hate explaining everything!

09-20-2003, 12:52 AM	#17
AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,557	I generally am confused by the question 'cause I do a bunch of things, so I pause and then start rattling off URLs. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i tell them i sell fake oaklies and rolexes.

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4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	I just open up www.shitcity.com and tell them its mine.

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Internet Marketing... Last person I told (over a year ago) is now driving new sports cars and is rolling in it. (although foolishly I told him exactly how to make money).

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I don't mind telling people I'm a pornographer, but I DO hate even mentioning anything to do with computers, because as soon as you do, then comes the endless barrage of fucking stories of how his sister's friend's dad's boss's cousin married a guy who had this computer problem..... (this runs on for at least 20 minutes minimum).... and it always ends with either a blunt question of how to fix it, or where to get the best computer stuff, which then leads back into storyland for more fun.... the last thing I wanna do when I get up from this computer, is talk about computers. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-20-2003, 05:07 AM	#28
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Internet marketing, webdesign, or aduly webmaster...depending on the person.

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09-20-2003, 05:58 AM	#34
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	I tell them I sell porn. Then the usual questions follow about major TGP sites they've been to or how awesome they think Bang Bus is. Usually the conversation ends with.. I'm the guy who gives you all those popups you can't close... Oh, really? I hate people like you...

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digitaldad Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 15	An out of work Alcoholic or Design and Development all dpends on the moment Maybe when i make enough to by a gold wheel chair and hire midgets to push me around in it.. i wil say that i am a Porn Pedaler

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