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Juicy D. Links · 09-23-2003, 09:39 PM

Tell me your worst one

Juicy D. Links · 09-23-2003, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Tranny.

bullshit

cluck · 09-23-2003, 09:42 PM

Tranny.

cluck · 09-23-2003, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

bullshit

Yeah you're right.

MiLo · 09-23-2003, 09:45 PM

18 years old, she was 17. Met her at a party.
Then i took her out on a sunny summer Saturday of January.
We went out to have a bar, she had a coffee and i had like
14 beers. Girl freaks out, makes out excuse and leaves.

Actually, it was pretty much the worst date for her..

nosey · 09-23-2003, 09:47 PM

lock · 09-23-2003, 09:48 PM

when i went the finger and lost my hand lol worst date

4Pics · 09-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Don't really have a worst date, just alot of bad dates?

darnit · 09-23-2003, 10:06 PM

oral sex with a drunk girl......went fine at first till i felt the string of her tampon in my mouth....ugg....

BlueDesignStudios · 09-23-2003, 10:16 PM

Haha my friend had a tranny once for a date.. he found out the hard way

Bigdaddyhgh · 09-23-2003, 10:19 PM

New GF X-wife Fistfight-Jail -Bail $$$$

for asking

09-23-2003, 10:23 PM

Being stuck in a car with a horny slut while my two friends were in the front chanting "take off her shirt!"

Needless to say, I was on shrooms (first and last time) and I thought she had 3 eyes and a horn growing out of her nose.

Moral of the story: If you plan on taking a girl out, lay off the shrooms or any hallucinagens for that matter!

Juicy D. Links · 09-23-2003, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack

Needless to say, I was on shrooms (first and last time) and I thought she had 3 eyes and a horn growing out of her nose.

Bigdaddyhgh · 09-23-2003, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Being stuck in a car with a horny slut while my two friends were in the front chanting "take off her shirt!"

Cockblocked and trippin?
Sherm lesson learned?

Stud Money · 09-23-2003, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Tell me your worst one

I dont have to lover you were there

BTW, we still on for this months DILF shoot?

Goatse · 09-23-2003, 10:48 PM

I met a girl on-line, an absolute angel, and we wrote to each other every day for several months. We both thought it would lead to something magical. Well, to make a long story short, we finally met in person and it was a complete disaster. As soon as she saw me, I could detect a, "Damn, how am I going to weasel my way out of this?" look in her eyes. I had sent her pictures of myself, but always the best ones. You know how it works... funky lighting, photoshop tricks, your best angle... even an ugly turd like me can manage to look decent.

Anyway, we spent an evening together and she was fairly pleasant, though somewhat distant emotionally. At the end of the night, she was very honest and told me that it wouldn't work out, though she didn't have the guts to mention my disappointing looks. I then flew back home... 2,000 miles away.

ZakAttack · 09-23-2003, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
I met a girl on-line, an absolute angel, and we wrote to each other every day for several months. We both thought it would lead to something magical. Well, to make a long story short, we finally met in person and it was a complete disaster. As soon as she saw me, I could detect a, "Damn, how am I going to weasel my way out of this?" look in her eyes. I had sent her pictures of myself, but always the best ones. You know how it works... funky lighting, photoshop tricks, your best angle... even an ugly turd like me can manage to look decent.

Anyway, we spent an evening together and she was fairly pleasant, though somewhat distant emotionally. At the end of the night, she was very honest and told me that it wouldn't work out, though she didn't have the guts to mention my disappointing looks. I then flew back home... 2,000 miles away.

aimar78 · 09-23-2003, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
I met a girl on-line, an absolute angel, and we wrote to each other every day for several months. We both thought it would lead to something magical. Well, to make a long story short, we finally met in person and it was a complete disaster. As soon as she saw me, I could detect a, "Damn, how am I going to weasel my way out of this?" look in her eyes. I had sent her pictures of myself, but always the best ones. You know how it works... funky lighting, photoshop tricks, your best angle... even an ugly turd like me can manage to look decent.

Anyway, we spent an evening together and she was fairly pleasant, though somewhat distant emotionally. At the end of the night, she was very honest and told me that it wouldn't work out, though she didn't have the guts to mention my disappointing looks. I then flew back home... 2,000 miles away.

Should have made her come to you and take YOU out, bet she would have loved you than

09-23-2003, 09:39 PM	#1
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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Being stuck in a car with a horny slut while my two friends were in the front chanting "take off her shirt!" Needless to say, I was on shrooms (first and last time) and I thought she had 3 eyes and a horn growing out of her nose. Moral of the story: If you plan on taking a girl out, lay off the shrooms or any hallucinagens for that matter!

09-23-2003, 10:48 PM	#16
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	I met a girl on-line, an absolute angel, and we wrote to each other every day for several months. We both thought it would lead to something magical. Well, to make a long story short, we finally met in person and it was a complete disaster. As soon as she saw me, I could detect a, "Damn, how am I going to weasel my way out of this?" look in her eyes. I had sent her pictures of myself, but always the best ones. You know how it works... funky lighting, photoshop tricks, your best angle... even an ugly turd like me can manage to look decent. Anyway, we spent an evening together and she was fairly pleasant, though somewhat distant emotionally. At the end of the night, she was very honest and told me that it wouldn't work out, though she didn't have the guts to mention my disappointing looks. I then flew back home... 2,000 miles away.