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Sarah_Jayne · 10-04-2003, 08:35 AM

Elderly farmers' wives shown erotic film by mistake

A Dutch cinema owner accidentally screened an erotic film to a group of elderly farmers' wives.

Dirk Holemans ordered Michael Haneke's La Pianiste instead of Roman Polanski's Oscar-winner The Pianist.

The farmers' wives expected to see Polanski's harrowing depiction of the holocaust, but instead sat through Haneke's film about a female piano teacher who is addicted to porn and fantasises about sadistic sex.

Mr Holemans, who runs Cinema Hollywood in Winschoten, said: "I noticed too late it was pure porno. But in order not to spoil the ladies' evening I went on with it."

Hilly Klappe, chairwoman of the ladies group which rents out the cinema once a month, said they had a very amusing evening.

"We found it very interesting to see men can hold on for such a long time," she joked to Algemeen Dagblad.

But Holemans said he still felt embarrassed and had offered the ladies free tickets to see the right film.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_825376.html

Paul Markham · 10-04-2003, 08:41 AM

I bet a few fields got ploughed that night.

Katlicious72 · 10-04-2003, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by charly
I bet a few fields got ploughed that night.

The was so slapstick and dorky yet hilarious as hell

Probono · 10-04-2003, 09:02 AM

Good thing it was Holland, in the US he would be in court already for some civil claims of creating emotional distress and perhaps a criminal charge or two also.

LadyMischief · 10-04-2003, 09:03 AM

It's funny, but people always seem to think old ladies would be like "What!? EWW!" and freaking out and stuff. It's generally amusing to find that they are the most accepting of society in general. They were married, they are mothers in most cases, they have been through it all and seen it all. Not much surprises them anymore. Why do you think when there's a trial (such as the Seymore Butts trials) that involves things of an adult nature, lawyers TRY to find jurors who are women in their 40's and up..

10-04-2003, 08:35 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Elderly farmers' wives shown erotic film by mistake Elderly farmers' wives shown erotic film by mistake A Dutch cinema owner accidentally screened an erotic film to a group of elderly farmers' wives. Dirk Holemans ordered Michael Haneke's La Pianiste instead of Roman Polanski's Oscar-winner The Pianist. The farmers' wives expected to see Polanski's harrowing depiction of the holocaust, but instead sat through Haneke's film about a female piano teacher who is addicted to porn and fantasises about sadistic sex. Mr Holemans, who runs Cinema Hollywood in Winschoten, said: "I noticed too late it was pure porno. But in order not to spoil the ladies' evening I went on with it." Hilly Klappe, chairwoman of the ladies group which rents out the cinema once a month, said they had a very amusing evening. "We found it very interesting to see men can hold on for such a long time," she joked to Algemeen Dagblad. But Holemans said he still felt embarrassed and had offered the ladies free tickets to see the right film. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_825376.html

10-04-2003, 08:41 AM	#2
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Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	Good thing it was Holland, in the US he would be in court already for some civil claims of creating emotional distress and perhaps a criminal charge or two also. Last edited by Probono; 10-04-2003 at 09:05 AM..

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	It's funny, but people always seem to think old ladies would be like "What!? EWW!" and freaking out and stuff. It's generally amusing to find that they are the most accepting of society in general. They were married, they are mothers in most cases, they have been through it all and seen it all. Not much surprises them anymore. Why do you think when there's a trial (such as the Seymore Butts trials) that involves things of an adult nature, lawyers TRY to find jurors who are women in their 40's and up.. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]